BLACKPINK: a book full of crap ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) ✔️

𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 #𝟗𝟓: 𝐛𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐟𝐭. 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐭)

in the car...

lisa: are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet-

jisoo: this situation feels awfully familiar *eyebrow twitches*

jisoo: and why the hell is she driving again!? *points at jennie*

jennie: please, it's not like i'm gonna make a mistake this time

rosé: i forgot how to use a gps

lisa: bruh it's easy. just look at your phone and that's it

jennie, looking behind at lisa: that's really not how it works- WOAHHHHHH!!!! *suddenly swerves the second she looks back in front because she was about to run into a van*

jisoo: i'm sorry, didn't you say you weREN'T GOING TO MAKE A MISTAKE THIS TIME!??!?!

rosé, patting jennie's back: ignore her, unnie. how about you just calm down and focus on the road, okay?

jennie: a-alright

a few seconds later...

lisa: unnie, you suck at driving

jennie: i'd like to see you try then

lisa: sure

rosé: wait are you both seriously gonna exchange seats while the car is mOVING!???

jisoo: omg they are 

rosé: HOLY CHEESUS! *smacks jennie's butt out of the way to steer the wheel away from a car they were almost about to crash into*

jennie: oh- lisa this is all your fault

lisa: wtf i only insulted your driving, i wasn't the one who decided to just start getting up from their seat to jump on me

jennie: *tackles lisa in the backseat*

jisoo:

rosé: 

jisoo: wait a second jendeukie if you're here then who is-

rosé: OH MY GOODNESS THE WHEEL

jennie: what wheel?

lisa: yeah there are five

jennie: there are four, you dumbass

jisoo: there are going to be zero if someone DOESN'T STEER THE CARRRRRRR

rosé: i'm on it1!1!!1

also rosé: *gets distracted by Mcdonald's*

lisa: why is she eyeing that fast food restaurant weirdly

jennie: i think she's in lov-

jisoo: CHAEYOUNG-AHHHHHHHHHHH TAKE THE WHEEL 

rosé: OOPS *suddenly grabs the wheel and spins the entire car around*

lisa: *hits something and then sobs about it*