in the car...
lisa: are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet-
jisoo: this situation feels awfully familiar *eyebrow twitches*
jisoo: and why the hell is she driving again!? *points at jennie*
jennie: please, it's not like i'm gonna make a mistake this time
rosé: i forgot how to use a gps
lisa: bruh it's easy. just look at your phone and that's it
jennie, looking behind at lisa: that's really not how it works- WOAHHHHHH!!!! *suddenly swerves the second she looks back in front because she was about to run into a van*
jisoo: i'm sorry, didn't you say you weREN'T GOING TO MAKE A MISTAKE THIS TIME!??!?!
rosé, patting jennie's back: ignore her, unnie. how about you just calm down and focus on the road, okay?
jennie: a-alright
a few seconds later...
lisa: unnie, you suck at driving
jennie: i'd like to see you try then
lisa: sure
rosé: wait are you both seriously gonna exchange seats while the car is mOVING!???
jisoo: omg they are
rosé: HOLY CHEESUS! *smacks jennie's butt out of the way to steer the wheel away from a car they were almost about to crash into*
jennie: oh- lisa this is all your fault
lisa: wtf i only insulted your driving, i wasn't the one who decided to just start getting up from their seat to jump on me
jennie: *tackles lisa in the backseat*
jisoo:
rosé:
jisoo: wait a second jendeukie if you're here then who is-
rosé: OH MY GOODNESS THE WHEEL
jennie: what wheel?
lisa: yeah there are five
jennie: there are four, you dumbass
jisoo: there are going to be zero if someone DOESN'T STEER THE CARRRRRRR
rosé: i'm on it1!1!!1
also rosé: *gets distracted by Mcdonald's*
lisa: why is she eyeing that fast food restaurant weirdly
jennie: i think she's in lov-
jisoo: CHAEYOUNG-AHHHHHHHHHHH TAKE THE WHEEL
rosé: OOPS *suddenly grabs the wheel and spins the entire car around*
lisa: *hits something and then sobs about it*
YOU ARE READING
BLACKPINK: a book full of crap ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) ✔️
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