BLACKPINK: a book full of crap ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) ✔️

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐁𝐔𝐌 𝐈𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆.

jennie: is this thing on? *slaps some chords and wires together*

jisoo: what are you doing

jennie: i'm trying to turn on the computer. help me out?

jisoo: yeah sure uhhh CHAENGIEEEEEEE JENDEUKIE NEEDS YOUR HELP

jennie: dude i asked for your help why-

rosé, appearing from the kitchen: what's up jisoo unnie and wifey

jennie: oh hey rosie, i feel sorry about JISOO UNNIE bothering you at such a time *glaring at jisoo*

jisoo: *literally doesn't care* touché

rosé: the hUh

jennie: never mind her, help me turn on this computer

rosé: kk

meanwhile, lisa with her camera trying to take a picture: dalgom-ah, smile!

dalgom: 😒?

lisa: no, gimme a big smileeeee~

dalgom: 🤨?

lisa: i said smile bro

dalgom: 🥴? 

dalgom: *eventually gets bored and sulks*

lisa: *losing it* and i told you smile why didn't you smile? 

dalgom: 

lisa: i told you to smile and just ignored my word and you just..

dalgom: 

lisa: well? 

dalgom: 

lisa:

dalgom: *literally runs for it*

lisa: yAH COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE DEMON *chases him*

jisoo, walking into her room to see lisa chasing dalgom: tf are you doing manobal

lisa: YOUR DOG WON'T SMILE

jisoo: well duh it's because he was looking at your stupid face that's why he couldn't smile

lisa: *angry muttering*

jisoo: anyways get out of my room i'm here to fetch my boi

lisa: ugh fine whatever *leaves*

jisoo: dalgOmiEEE~

dalgom: woof??

jisoo: oh

dalgom: wOoF!

jisoo: wow

dalgom: wOOF!!

jisoo: wOw!

dalgom: WOOF!!

jisoo: WOW- okay shut up let's go for a walk

dalgom: *complies naturally*

after the girls are back in their respective dorm(s?)...

jennie: we are here to gather-

lisa: it's not a wedding, chill

jennie: thank you for interrupting me

lisa: you're welcome

rosé: so what's going on? did something good/bad happen for you to call us here?

jennie: actually, for oNcE, it's good news

jisoo: tell us the bad news first

rosé: she literally just said there's no bad news