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                          -James-
"Be qUIET!!!" Samuel screeched.
"Yeah yeah, whatever..." James said, depressingly picking up the dirty socks.

                      -Alexander-
"Please be quiet." Samuel said snottily.
"Oh, yOU WANT QUIET? I'LL SHOW YOU A REASON TO WANT QUIET." Alexander proceeded to let out an ear splitting screech while kicking samuel's shin.

                    -King George-
"George....darling....please please PLEASE be quiet." Samuel was begging his boyf- Friend with benefits.
"Fineeee, but only for youuuuu." George said with a flirtatious wink. Sammy sighed and buried his head in his hands.

                         -Thomas-
"Thomas. P l e a s e. S h u t. U p." Samuel physically boi-ed Thomas on each word he said. "Excuse me? Uh, Sammy, Who do you think you're talking to?" Thomas said, with the gayness of a thousand rainbows.

                          -Maria-
Sammy was fed up. "Maria...please sHut uP." Maria was offended. How DARE he??? Maria took a breath and said "n o ,
Y o u ."

//written by my friend Baron Aurr(whose real name is wished to be kept secret. Yeet//

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