emo band texts 2 // emo quartet au

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i went and clowned a little 😳 ^^ go listen to Watch What Happens Next by Waterparks 🥰

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saturday
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dec 24th, 2022
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lowell, massachusetts
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7:35 PM / 19:35
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"You can pass out in the room next to (Y/N)'s, no one's using it," Raven pointed at the aforementioned door, lazily making her way up the stairs.

"Alright, thanks," Luna groaned, almost falling into the door as she opened it.

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lindsey + (Y/N)
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(Y/N): listen up bitch

Lindsey: ...

Lindsey: hi (Y/N)??

(Y/N): if you break Gerard's heart

(Y/N): i will hunt down all of your band members, including you, and throw you guys into a room with horror porn blasting with screens all around you guys, so you can't avoid it unless you close your eyes, and even then, you might go temporarily deaf from all of the loud ass moaning, screaming, etc. Or I will shove black licorice down your throat.

Lindsey: what the fuck

Lindsey: um

Lindsey: I won't break Gerards heart I love him too much

Lindsey: what is horror porn

Lindsey: and ouch

(Y/N): 1. AWW 2. Ask Mikey 3. Yes. Black licorice is a real torture device.

Lindsey: alright. And yes, I only give black licorice to my enemies. But I dye it red with food spray.

(Y/N): YOU EVIL BITCH

Lindsey: YOU JUST THREATENED TO LOCK ME AND MY BAND MEMBERS IN A ROOM WITH HORROR PORN AND SHOVING BLACK LICORICE DOWN OUR THROATS!

(Y/N): but only if you break my best friends heart

(Y/N): he is a f r a g i l e boy

(Y/N): and he deserves all the love and affecction

Lindsey: did you just say affecction

(Y/N): yes.

(Y/N): yes I did.

Lindsey: okay then.

(Y/N): you better give him the world

Lindsey: okay then

(Y/N): happy Christmas Eve

Lindsey: you too

Lindsey: or whatever the hell you celebrate

(Y/N): thank

Lindsey: it kind of sucks without Gerard though

(Y/N): yeah it fucking sucks not having Mikey around

(Y/N): god I sound like Frank

Lindsey: didn't he obsess over Alex

(Y/N): past tense?? he still does

(Y/N): but she secretly gushes over Frank to Mikey and whoever in the band listens to her when she talks

Lindsey: oof

(Y/N): we gotta suffer for another month of this bullshit

Lindsey: that's gonna be g r e a t

(Y/N): y u p

(Y/N): just p e a c h y

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mikey + (Y/N)
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Babe: hey princess

Princess: hey mikes

Babe: are you home already?

Princess: yeah

Princess: I miss you loser

Babe: miss you too princess

Princess: bleh

Princess: so have you been on Instagram lately

Babe: no why

Princess: go check Raven's latest post

Babe: k

Princess: don't fucking k me

Babe: ...

Babe: okay then princess

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Babe: I HATE YOU AND LOVE YOU AT THE SAME TIME

Princess: oh?

Babe: YOU FUCKING DYED YOUR HAIR PINK

Princess: w h o o p s

Babe: wAit brb

Princess: k

Babe: did you just—

Princess: yes, Mikey. I did.

Babe: wow okay

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gerard + (Y/N)
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Gee: you look like the fucking energizer bunny

(Y/N): Mikey told you to say that

Gee: yes, yes he did.

(Y/N): oof.

(Y/N): merry Christmas Eve b i t c h

Gee: vise versa l o s e r

(Y/N): tell Mikey he looks like the energizer bunny

Gee: alright

Gee: I just did and he threw a book at me

Gee: I'm i n j u r e d

(Y/N): that's mean

(Y/N): I'll injure him when y'all get back

Gee: sure you will

(Y/N): heck off

Gee: heck okay bye

(Y/N): b y e

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mikey + (Y/N)
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Princess: you fucker

Babe: what

Princess: you told Gerard to tell me I look like the energizer bunny

Babe: whoops gotta blast princess

Princess: R U D E

Babe: ...

Babe: love you princess bye

Princess: bye loser love you too because I'm mentally ill and something in my brain just decided "hey your life's already fucked enough why not just... love the boy next door"

Babe: i