- friday - feb 10th, 2023 - 7:45 AM / 19:45 - alex -
"Let me out of your fucking room!" I shouted, pounding on the light blue walls.
"Nope! You found the blueberries again, I gotta hide them first!" Awsten yelled in response as I could hear him moving objects around.
I sighed, walking over to his bed and collapsing onto it. I pulled my phone out of my pocket, unlocking it and going onto Instagram.
I decided to go live, because why not.
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You're now live!
"Hey guys!" I greeted as the people started pouring in.
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?!" Awsten shouted, followed by a sound that sounded like the closing of his fridge.
"IM LIVE–STREAMING ON INSTAGRAM!" I shouted back.
"Sorry, I was rudely interrupted by Awsten. "Anyways—" I was once again, rudely cut off by the door slamming open, and Awsten running and jumping onto his bed, right next to me.
"Aws, what are you doing—"
"THIS GIRL!" Awsten cut me off, taking my phone from my hands as raising up to a MySpace height so I couldn't take it back. "THIS GIRL! STEALS ALL MY BLUEBERRIES!" He shouted, the comment section now erupting about Awsten.
"Fuck off Awsten!" I screeched, standing up to grab my phone as he stood up too, pushing me back onto his bed.
"No, this is called rEvEnGe," Awsten said, walking away with my phone.
"nO, yOU GET BACK HERE, MISTER—" "SHUT YOUR MOUTH, DOLLFACE!"
Dollface?
Yeah, well either way, fuck you too, Awsten.
I groaned, getting up and walking out of his room to find him in the kitchen, eating a container of blueberries. I stealthily snuck behind him, grabbing the blueberries from him before he could notice me from the reflection of my phone screen.
"NO! MY BLUEBERRIES!" Awsten screeched, dropping my phone on the table and chasing after me.
"nOPE!" I shouted, throwing the now closed container at a table and jumping onto the couch.
Obviously, Awsten didn't notice what I did, since he jumped on me, causing me immense pain.
"GOD FUCKING— AWSTEN, I HAVE A NERVOUS SYSTEM, YOU KNOW!" I shouted as he didn't move, just looked down at me.
"WHAT?!"
"I want. My blueberries."
"I DONT HAVE YOUR FUCKING BLUEBERRIES!"
"Yes you DO," he falsely accused.
"Get off of my stomach," I monotoned as he shifted onto my legs. I sat up straight and pointed to a table, "look. There are your blueberries. You just injured me. I am suing."
"OH. SORRY."
"I hate you so fucking much, Knight.
- 11:34 AM / 11:34 - instagram -
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lexiereynolds WOW. LOOK AT THIS CUTIE. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
mikeyway wait what I'm confused
iamhalsey damn, you got the hot one. also what do you guys have purple hair now
frankieromustdie what the fuck
gerardway a r e t h e y d a t i n g ? this is illegal this is ADULTERY
awstenknight @gerardway THEY'RE MARRIED????
therealmai_chan I HAVE SHIPPED IT FROM THE START
brendonurie I'm confused Awsten why her
awstenknight @brendonurie SHES A DELIGHTFUL PERSON.
@ravenjackson OH?
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lexiereynolds Awsten took my phone and posted the last thing. I don't love him, he's a fucking loser. Here's a REAL picture of @awstenknight
awstenknight NO
awstenknight DONT
awstenknight YOU HAVE EXPOSED ME AND MY TRUE LOVE
lexiereynolds @awstenknight smh Pete's true love is Mikey don't try it
mikeyway @lexiereynolds uhh no ?
lexiereynolds @mikeyway SHIT AWSTEN WE'VE BEEN CAUGHT R U N
- 12:33 PM / 12:33 -
"I hate you so fucking much," I said, sitting up.
"Wow, best thing to say right when you wake up," Mikey chuckled, sitting up also.
"Why do you hate me?"
"Because you're the reason I can never wake up at a normal time."
"Really? That's why?"
"Yeah, I can't find any reasons to hate you, but I hate you," I muttered, causing Mikey to laugh.
"If you hate me, you should probably break up with me."
"Why, so you can get together with Pete?"
Mikey choked on the air. "DO NOT—" "oh, be quiet. It was a joke."
"Mhm. Not like I haven't seen your tumblr lately."
I looked at him, confused. "You— you don't even use tumblr!"
"Maybe I don't, but Gerard does," he laughed.
"HE SWORE HE WOULDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT THE PETEKEY FANFICTION ALEX AND I WROTE!"
"..."
"..."
"Gerard didn't tell me shit about petekey fanfiction."
