??? This chapter mysteriously vanished so here's a repub
Whatever you do, don't google "Thicc Zuckerberg." -Rhett McLaughlin, September 4th, 2018.
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wednesday
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jan 11th, 2026
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7:15 PM /19:15
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The girls— and Mikey— walked on stage as the crowd erupted with cheers. But for some reason, (Y/N) ran up to her mic. "Mikey was shit talking me back stage, but I left before I could reply to him. So I'm just gonna reply here. Mikey, your mother loves me more than she loves you, and I haven't seen her in eight years until two weeks ago."
And then, Mikey ran on stage and took Raven's mic. "WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY MIC?!" Raven shouted, only heard by barricade, though.
"Well, at least I never lied to my mom about what I'm doing with my life!" Mikey shouted, running back off stage with Raven's mic.
"Wait— RAVEN NEEDS HER MIC, YOU FUCKTARD!" Mikey screamed into his mic as thot Michael ran back on stage, tossing Raven's mic back to her.
"You're lucky I caught that, I would've exposed all of your fucking secrets," Raven muttered into her mic.
Mikey chuckled, "is it really exposing if you didn't have the mic for everyone to hear you?"
"Wh— SHUT UP, ALEXANDRA!"
"If you call me Alexandra one more fucking time—"
"—And this song's very obviously about a boy who is named Poptart Boy in my phone!" (Y/N) interrupted as everyone started playing Lemon Boy, Raven looking at (Y/N) as if she just ruined something.
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9:58 PM / 21:58
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emo rat chat
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Plexiglass joined the group
Plexiglass: Johnny Johnny
Plexiglass: yes papa
Plexiglass: Eating dick
(Y/N) joined the chat
(Y/N): burn
Plexiglass: No papa
Plexiglass: Telling lies
Plexiglass: No papa
Plexiglass: Open your mouth so I can shove my tiny dick down your throat
Plexiglass: papa no
based on an actual conversation with KenZ
Moikey joined the chat
Moikey: what the actual fuck
Plexiglass: :)
(Y/N): im not sure how i should respond
Moikey: me too
Litboi joined the chat
Litboi: seems you guys made up
(Y/N): yeah
Moikey: after we got home we
(Y/N): MICHAEL
Moikey: hecking rat stop calling me Michael
Plexiglass: mïçhæł
(Y/N): you shouldnt be saying what we do in our alone time
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