emo band texts 2 // emo quartet au

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I'm watching k-12

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thursday
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dec 25th, 2025
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4:34 PM / 16:34
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"Mai, you fucking NITWIT!" Mikey hissed, flicking Mai's forehead.

"OW, WHAT THE FUCK," Mai yelped. "Hey, I didn't actually get caught, so it shouldn't be a problem."

"Yeah, well, you almost fucked the whole thing up, ya dumb klutz," Mikey retorted, flicking Mai's forehead again.

"Okay, but are we really gonna ignore how Frank tripped over a stair and fell flat on his face at that one house?" Mai huffed, turning towards Frank.

"Okay, but that was when I was approaching the house," Frank argued, rubbing his sore nose. "You literally rolled down the stairs as you were leaving so you would've been actually caught."

Mai opened her mouth to argue, then Mikey reached out to flick her forehead again, to which Mai responded by biting his hand.

"EW, YOU FUCKING MOLE–RAT!" Mikey screeched, retracting his arm and stumbling away. Mai simply crossed her arms and stuck her tongue out.

"What'd she do?" (Y/N) asked, stifling a laugh.

"ShE fUcKiNg BiT mE!1!!11!!11!!" Mikey screamed in disgust, running to the kitchen to bleach his hand.

He ran back to wipe it on Frank and then ran away again.

"BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK," Frank squealed, running after Mikey. Michael held him back by his hair with the most dull expression on his face. Everyone laughed at the sight, because who wouldn't laugh at the sight of a lanky 5'10" guy literally holding a 5'6" gremlin back by his ratty black hair?

Raven, like the complete asshole she is, decided to add to the chaos.

"If this makes you feel better," she smiled to Mai, "(Y/N) almost got run over by a car running across the street."

"OH, DID YOU NOW?" Mai said, grinning widely at (Y/N).

"OKAY, BUT RAVEN GOT STUCK IN A BUSH," (Y/N) spluttered, pointing at Raven.

"That explains the tattered clothing," Luna remarked.

Raven turned to (Y/N) with a face of betrayal. (Y/N) just shrugged and went on her phone.

"If we're gonna be exposing each other for our fuck ups, I'm just gonna say that Mikey made me spill my coffee on one of the packages," Gerard stated.

"You nearly let that same package get stolen," Mikey pointed out, shaking his head in disapproval.

"That was not my fault!" Gerard shot back. He prepared to make a whole argument and then realized he had none.

"Exactly."

"Fuck you."

"That's (Y/N) job," Raven intervened.

(Y/N) slapped Raven across the face which caused the faggot grape Mikey to run back into the room to exclaim, "WHO'S GETTING BITCH SLAPPED?"

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4:46 PM / 16:46
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slow down jellybean @parkedwater
I JUST GOT A RANDOM CHRISTMAS PACKAGE THING FILLED WITH CML MERCH AND CANDY and some weird ass paper BUT STILL COOL

heccin emo weeb @TheiaDrac
(replying to @parkedwater)
uwu

slow down jellybean @parkedwater
(replying to @TheiaDrac and @parkedwater)
IS THIS YOUR DOING