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thursday
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feb 9th, 2023
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10:04 PM / 22:04
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Litboi joined the chat
Litboi: it's 10 PM
Fronk joined the chat
Fronk: I SWEAR TO JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST WOMAN, I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND SLICE YOUR THROAT OPEN.
Litboi: ...
Litboi: kinky
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(Y/N) joined the chat
(Y/N): so uh
(Y/N): I was just casually scrolling through tumblr
Moikey joined the chat
(Y/N): and found this
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Litboi: what kind of accounts do you follow
Moikey: yeetus the fetus
Plexiglass joined the chat
(Y/N): Mikey that was the worst joke ever
Plexiglass: oh
Plexiglass: I actually liked it
Moikey: yes can I get some a p p r e c i a t i o n
Plexiglass: no, Mikey. No you cannot.
Moikey: wow I'm being bullied
(Y/N): -middle school flashbacks-
Gerard🍋: GOD NO
Gerard🍋: (Y/N) N O
Awsten joined the chat
Awsten: LEXIE
Plexiglass: why hello there Awsten Constantine Knight how may I be of service
Awsten: DID YOU EAT MY BLUEBERRIES
Plexiglass: ...
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Awsten: OH MY GOD IM GONNA KILL HER
Awsten left the chat
Moikey: what the fuck just happened okay then
(Y/N): say gæ if Lexie has ever stolen blueberries from you
Gerard🍋: gæ
Ramoose: gæ
Bork joined the chat
Bork: gæ
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Loona: gæ
Moikey: gæ
Fronk: gæ
Moikey: say pie if Gerard has ever stolen a poptart form you
Gerard🍋: Mikey no
(Y/N): pie
Loona: pie
Plexiglass joined the chat
Plexiglass: pie
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Fronk joined the chat
Fronk: pie
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Princess FroFro: pie
(Y/N): I just texted Lindsey
(Y/N): she says pie
Moikey: wow people not even in the chat say pie.
Moikey: gerard, you have a problem.
(Y/N): Lexie's blueberry problem is the healthier equivalent to Gee's poptart problem
Gerard🍋: SHUT UP (Y/N)
Moikey: tHiS mEaNs WaR
Awsten joined the chat
Awsten: Lexie cant steal my blueberries anymore
Moikey: Awsten What the fuck did you do to Lexie
Awsten: nothing..
Awsten: I might've locked her in my room though while I go hide all my blueberries.
Awsten: should've licked her in a different room.
Fronk: excuse me WHAT
Awsten: NO NO NO
Awsten: LOCKED
Awsten: LOCKED LOCKED LOCKED LOCKED LOCKED LOCKED LOCKED LOCKED L O C K E D
(Y/N): OKAY WE GET IT
(Y/N): but at least you didn't lock Halsey in your room.
Awsten: what does that mean
Litboi: I AM A DELIGHTFUL PERSON
Moikey: NO YOU ARE NOT
Litboi: SHUT UP, ENERGIZER BUNNY
Fronk: D I E , A S H L E Y
Litboi: N O
Awsten: SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE SITUATION
Gerard🍋: Halsey likes to smash people's bass guitars. Specifically (Y/N)'s, but she'll do it to anyone.
Awsten: OH?
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Plexiglass: someone send help, awsten handcuffed my right hand to one of his bedposts :(
Fronk: WHAT
Fronk: AM I BEING CHEATED ON ??
Moikey: ...excuse me
Plexiglass: WAIT NO NO NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
Plexiglass: I MEAN IT IS BUT YOU'RE THINKING OF IT WRONG
Awsten: THAT SOUNDS WAY WORSE THAN IT IS I PROMISE
(Y/N): this is... odd
Plexiglass: THERE IS NO KINKY SHIT GOING ON HE'S JUST KEEPING ME AWAY FROM THE BLUEBERRIES
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