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thursday
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feb 9th, 2023
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10:04 PM / 22:04
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Litboi joined the chat

Litboi: it's 10 PM

Fronk joined the chat

Fronk: I SWEAR TO JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST WOMAN, I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND SLICE YOUR THROAT OPEN.

Litboi: ...

Litboi: kinky

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(Y/N) joined the chat

(Y/N): so uh

(Y/N): I was just casually scrolling through tumblr

Moikey joined the chat

(Y/N): and found this

(Y/N): /1 image attached/

Litboi: what kind of accounts do you follow

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Litboi: what kind of accounts do you follow

Moikey: yeetus the fetus

Plexiglass joined the chat

(Y/N): Mikey that was the worst joke ever

Plexiglass: oh

Plexiglass: I actually liked it

Moikey: yes can I get some a p p r e c i a t i o n

Plexiglass: no, Mikey. No you cannot.

Moikey: wow I'm being bullied

(Y/N): -middle school flashbacks-

Gerard🍋: GOD NO

Gerard🍋: (Y/N) N O

Awsten joined the chat

Awsten: LEXIE

Plexiglass: why hello there Awsten Constantine Knight how may I be of service

Awsten: DID YOU EAT MY BLUEBERRIES

Plexiglass: ...

Plexiglass left the chat

Awsten: OH MY GOD IM GONNA KILL HER

Awsten left the chat

Moikey: what the fuck just happened okay then

(Y/N): say gæ if Lexie has ever stolen blueberries from you

Gerard🍋: gæ

Ramoose: gæ

Bork joined the chat

Bork: gæ

Loona joined the chat

Loona: gæ

Moikey: gæ

Fronk: gæ

Moikey: say pie if Gerard has ever stolen a poptart form you

Gerard🍋: Mikey no

(Y/N): pie

Loona: pie

Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: pie

Plexiglass left the chat

Fronk joined the chat

Fronk: pie

Princess FroFro joined the chat

Princess FroFro: pie

(Y/N): I just texted Lindsey

(Y/N): she says pie

Moikey: wow people not even in the chat say pie.

Moikey: gerard, you have a problem.

(Y/N): Lexie's blueberry problem is the healthier equivalent to Gee's poptart problem

Gerard🍋: SHUT UP (Y/N)

Moikey: tHiS mEaNs WaR

Awsten joined the chat

Awsten: Lexie cant steal my blueberries anymore

Moikey: Awsten What the fuck did you do to Lexie

Awsten: nothing..

Awsten: I might've locked her in my room though while I go hide all my blueberries.

Awsten: should've licked her in a different room.

Fronk: excuse me WHAT

Awsten: NO NO NO

Awsten: LOCKED

Awsten: LOCKED LOCKED LOCKED LOCKED LOCKED LOCKED LOCKED LOCKED L O C K E D

(Y/N): OKAY WE GET IT

(Y/N): but at least you didn't lock Halsey in your room.

Awsten: what does that mean

Litboi: I AM A DELIGHTFUL PERSON

Moikey: NO YOU ARE NOT

Litboi: SHUT UP, ENERGIZER BUNNY

Fronk: D I E , A S H L E Y

Litboi: N O

Awsten: SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE SITUATION

Gerard🍋: Halsey likes to smash people's bass guitars. Specifically (Y/N)'s, but she'll do it to anyone.

Awsten: OH?

Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: someone send help, awsten handcuffed my right hand to one of his bedposts :(

Fronk: WHAT

Fronk: AM I BEING CHEATED ON ??

Moikey: ...excuse me

Plexiglass: WAIT NO NO NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Plexiglass: I MEAN IT IS BUT YOU'RE THINKING OF IT WRONG

Awsten: THAT SOUNDS WAY WORSE THAN IT IS I PROMISE

(Y/N): this is... odd

Plexiglass: THERE IS NO KINKY SHIT GOING ON HE'S JUST KEEPING ME AWAY FROM THE BLUEBERRIES

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