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3:06 PM / 15:06
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Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: Frank and I are on the Ferris wheel but Jesus Christ that fucking operator was annoying

Peter Gay joined the chat

Peter Gay: did she ask for a picture with you guys and then ask if you were dating

Plexiglass: also asked if I was here with you guys

Sourdough Daddy joined the chat

Sourdough Daddy: same with me and Awsten

Awsten joined the chat

Awsten: WE TOLD HER WE WERE COUSINS <3

Plexiglass: JDJCJLTJC

Peter Gay: you guys should kiss later and make sure if she's watching

Sourdough Daddy: nasty, awstens stinky 🤢

Awsten: I SMELL LIKE OLD SPICE, HOW DARE U

Plexiglass: yeah how dare you I gave him the old spice

Sourdough Daddy: doesn't matter, he's stinky

Peter Gay: at least he doesn't smell like fish

Plexiglass: I see a hair dye booth, might dye my hair pink and pretend to be some pepto bismol later,  awsten dye ur hair pink w me

Awsten: OK I WILL JUST TEXT ME WHEN

Plexiglass left the chat

Sourdough Daddy: I SMELL DELIGHTFUL

Peter Gay: yeah, like soy sauce and sushi

Sourdough Daddy: STOP!!!

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3:12 PM / 15:12
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"Oh my god, Mai, look," Juliet gasped, pointing off at something or someone.

"I don't see shit," Mai muttered as she munched on her corn dog.

"Over there, do you see the guy in the white Beatles t–shirt?" Juliet asked, excitement in her voice.

Mai squinted her eyes. "I just realized I'm not wearing my glasses," she muttered, "So no, I can't see him."

Juliet rolled her eyes. "Well, it's Romeo."

"PARMESAN CHEESE?" Mai screeched, nearly dropping her corn dog.

"ShHHhHHHHhhhH!!!" Juliet hissed. "I'm gonna abandon you for the rest of the day and go hang out with Romeo, is that okay?"

"Uh, sure I gu—"

"Thanks! Bye bitch!"

Mai watched as Juliet skipped over to Mr. Parmesan. And with that, she was all alone.

"What the actual fuck?"
Suddenly, Gerard ran past her.

"OH HEY FRIEND!" Mai exclaimed as she ran after Gerard. "Can you hang out with me because Juliet abandoned me," she asked when she caught up.

"Have you seen Halsey?" Gerard asked frantically.
Mai stared at him blankly, "Uh, no? Why?"

Gerard looked around, then shoved the plushie he was holding into Mai's arms. "It's your funeral now," and ran off.

"Bitch, what the fuck?" The vertically challenged girl just shrugged and started walking.

Until she heard the enraged war cry of Ashley Nicolette Frangipane.

Mai whipped her head around. In the distance, she saw the towering Mount Ashley–is—good–at–boardwalk–games–apparently and none other than Ashley herself at the base of it.

Realizing the situation Gerard had just put her in, Mai began speed–walking, but not quite running because she suspected that Halsey didn't know that she now had the plushie.

She was wrong.

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4:12 PM / 16:12
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Mai was still sobbing her eyes out, holding the remnants of her phone. Alex was just casually feeding her cotton candy in an attempt to quell her grief.

Geoff was holding a vomit bag as Otto munched on a fried pickle. It was promptly snatched by Alex and she ate it with some cotton candy.

It was good.

Halsey had finally gotten a bag to put all her plushies in so that people would stop stealing them (even though Gerard was the only one who "stole" one) and so that she would stop dropping them.

Gerard was commenting on Mikey's new pink hair and how he looked like the Energizer bunny.

Mai was glaring daggers into Gerard, and Gerard could feel them. Somehow. So with one last comment he quickly walked away from Mai because it actually felt like his skin was being carved.

(Y/N) kept trying to convince Mikey that he looked really good with pink hair, but after Gerard's comment on how he supposedly looked like the Energizer bunny, he wasn't convinced. Even Alex said that he looked "pretty" with pink hair.

"Well, do you think I look pretty with my new hair?" Alex asked as Mikey blinked at her a few times.

"...Uhh," Mikey shifted his eyes towards (Y/N).

"I literally don't care, just answer the question," (Y/N) casually said.

"Uhh, yeah, you look great with any hair color," Mikey complimented as Alex smiled.

"Well, thanks, but," she put her arm next to his, "we have the same skin tone, which means if it works for me, it works for you."

Frank cut in, "Uhh, Lexie I'm not quite sure that's how—"

"Shut it, Frank," Alex interrupted.

"Whatever," Frank shrugged, looking back at his phone.

Raven and Awsten somehow became best buds again after Raven decided to buy him cotton candy. They also ended up kissing in front of that operator, who then shrieked at the sight.

Pete held Patrick in his arms as they walked. It was pretty fuckin' cute.

Brendon was giggling to himself as he scrolled through his phone. He's probably high. From a carnival. Yeah, I'm confused too.

Meanwhile, Juliet was nowhere to be found.

IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF "EMO BAND TEXTS 2"

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monday
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oct 23rd, 2022
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8:26 AM / 08:26
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Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: WHERE THE FUCK IS JULIET

Ramoose joined the chat

Ramoose: probably with Parmesan cheese

Juuliet joined the chat

Juuliet: sHhHhHhHhhH

Juuliet deleted (1) message

Juuliet left the chat

Sourdough Daddy joined the chat

Sourdough Daddy: what just happened

Ramoose: Juliet is making cheese babies

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