emo band texts 2 // emo quartet au

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sunday
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dec 28th, 2025
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1:21 AM / 01:21
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emo rat chat
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Litboi: hey there

Litboi: where's Lexie I need to talk to her

Loona joined the chat

Loona: Lexie said that only people she respects can call her Lexie

Loona: So you have to call her Alex

Litboi: like I give a shit

Loona: I'll tell her you called her Lexie

Litboi: fucking fine brat

Litboi: where is she anyways

Ramoose joined the chat

Ramoose: she is praying at church

Ramoose: or having pre–marital sex same thing

Litboi: bitch she ain't got a mans

Ramoose: ...

Loona: you really are a side character aren't you

Litboi: what

Loona: what

Litboi: ...

Loona: Frank Iero?? Ring a fucking bell??

Litboi: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

Litboi: I LITERALLY TRIED TO FORCE THEM TOGETHER FOR YEARS WHEN DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN

Moikey joined the chat

Moikey: they've literally been together longer than (Y/N) and I

Moikey left the chat

Ramoose: oh my god

Ramoose: I'm leaving

Ramoose: so long and goodnight

Ramoose left the chat

Loona: Frank is Lexie's boyfriend you fucking imbecile

Litboi: i realize that now

Litboi: so where's (Y/N) then

Bork joined the chat

Bork: most likely getting fucked senseless

Litboi: but

Litboi: why

Bork: cause

Bork: it's probably happening she's fuckin hot and i don't know who wouldn't want a piece of that

Bork: So

Litboi: did you just call (Y/N) hot

Bork: yeah

Loona: I can say

Loona: I would be dtf if she wasn't in a long term relationship with Mikey

Loona: and tonight much more

Ramoose joined the chat

Ramoose: I can feel Mikey's presence seeing this later and screaming at Raven and Luna to stop hitting on HiS pRiNcEsS