emo band texts 2 // emo quartet au

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thursday
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dec 25th, 2025
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3:27 AM / 03:27
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emo rat chat
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Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: MERRY
CHRISTMAS MY CHILDREN

Ramoose joined the chat

Ramoose: i dont understand what the fuck a Jesus is

Ramoose left the chat

Plexiglass: wh—

Moikey joined the chat

Moikey: I stole Mikey's phone because Mikeys being a rat and now he's hecking chasing me around the house h e l p

Plexiglass: well you need to come over by 6 or I'll hecking leave without you

Moikey: hecking fine

Moikey: HE HECKING FOUND ME

Moikey left the chat

Plexiglass: OH?

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4:12 AM / 04:12
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"Why are we here again?" Gerard asked as Mikey looked up from his laptop.

"You know, you volunteered to be here. I never asked you to come with us," the purple haired boy looked up at the lemon head.

"Yeah, well, I'm here, so," Gerard shrugged.

"Okay do you know that cryptic ass shit we're doing on instagram?" Luna asked, walking into the room with a Santa hat on.

Mikey looked behind him at Luna, "give me back my hat, you egg!" Mikey snatched the bright red and white hat off of Luna's head, putting it on.

"Anyways," (Y/N) muttered as her and the wack Mikey walked into the living room with a bag of chocolate covered pretzels.

"So, Luna got the addresses of everyone in Massachusetts who bought merch off of our website," Mikey continued as Frank cut him off.

"Alex, how the fuck did you get these kids' addresses?!"

"Easy. Shipping addresses. All I have to do is hack into—" "you know what? Don't really need to know."

"Okay, suit yourself," Luna shrugged, walking over to (Y/N) and taking a few pretzels.

"Hey, where's Lindsey?" (Y/N) asked, muffled by the chocolate pretzels in her mouth.

"Home. She wanted to stay home with Bandit. Can you just finish explaining what the fuck we're doing?"

"So," Raven cut into the conversation. "We're going to the addresses and giving them a little something," Mikey shrugged, gesturing to boxes filled with merch and pink flyers.

"Oh?" Mikey confusedly commented, walking over to (Y/N) and taking a few pretzels for himself, because everyone likes pretzels.

"And why are we doing this so early in the morning?" Mai yawned, looking up from her novel.

"Because, if we're lucky, then we'll be done by 8AM," Mikey stated, typing and clicking a few things on his laptop.

The three boys, plus Mai, groaned.

"Oh come on," Luna rolled her eyes at the unwilling humans. "Lexie will make y'all breakfast when we get back," Luna persuaded as Mikey looked behind him at Luna with an 'are you seriously making me make 8 people breakfast? R e a l l y?' look.

The room went silent for two seconds.

"Fine," everyone muttered as Mikey smiled, clicking one more thing on his laptop then shutting it. "Luna, go get the papers in the office," Mikey said as Luna shrugged, walking away.

"Let's see," Mikey looked at everyone in the room.

"Mikey, go with Gerard, Frank go with... Mai, Raven go with (Y/N), I'm going with Luna," Mikey paired everyone up on the spot as Frank and Gerard looked at each other.

"First of all, why do I have to go with Gerard?" Frank whined.

"Wow Frankie, I really feel the love," Gerard crosses his arms and rolled his eyes.

"—And second of all, why doesn't Awsten have to do anything? I thought he got here already?"

"Hmm, shut up, he threatened to suffocate me if I waked him up a third time," Mikey shrugged.

"Confused on why did you didn't wake him up a third time then," Frank muttered to himself and the grape headed faggot smiled at Frank.

"Frankie?"

"What?"

"It's time for you and Mai to go. Now."

Frank rolled his eyes as a response.

"Here, losers," Luna handed everyone two papers each with addresses on them.

"What are y'all waiting for?" Grab a box and go!" Mikey said as everyone started moving.

"This shall be interesting," Mai muttered, closing her novel and standing up.