Intrusive Parenting

33

"Where did Remus go?" The light sides were all sitting at the table laughing making jokes. The conversation had turned into just reminiscing about the past month or so. Virgil took a sip of his coffee looking over at Remy, who he pretty much adopted, and shook his head seeing the question in his son's eyes. "Forget about it, kid. No coffee for the insomniac..."

"I don't know Virgil. Remus said he wanted to go shopping..." Roman narrowed his eyes in confusion as he shook his head. "There aren't any shops and he's creativity so... why? Also coming from Anxiety that whole no coffee thing is kinda hypocritical."

"He's only a kid Roman. If Remy wants to make shitty decisions like me, he'll have to wait till he's older. And speaking of Remus... Don't you all find it funny that it was him that gave Thomas the idea for Emile?" The kid in question glanced around in confusion as Virgil laughed. "I mean think about it. The 'Dark' side of creativity created Dr. Emile Picani, who is an overly childish therapist obsessed with cartoons and helps people by being a total hyper active baby."

"Hey, I'm not obsessed." Remy giggled as he punched his the others arm lightly.

"Sure... That was what upset you." Emile just grumbled as Remy kept laughing.

"Yeah... I don't think it's funny." Roman said with a pout. "I mean the man came up with a genius idea and I stood around like a total moron. That whole thing has me in a spin. I should have known if I didn't give Thomas the idea then obviously Remus must of." Virgil nudged his arm arm about giving his boyfriend a smile.

"Don't beat yourself up too bad. With everything that was going on with the Dragon Witches, you just weren't thinking."

"Yes, well we all clearly weren't thinking." Logan chimmed in as he stared down at his own cup of coffee. "As none of us ever truly thought Remus was capible of the acts he had done. Such as with the Dragon Witches. The scene he created with them and that tree... it really was a work of art."

"I wish I could have seen it. With the way you and Roman speak about it, it must have been something." Patton whispered as he held his husband's hand. "No matter, I'm sure I'll see it eventually. I'm just glad he's better. I never thought... I just hope he knows how sorry I am."

"I am sure he knows, Grandpa Patton." Remy burst out laughing as Patton's eyes went wide. "What? The Rat man said I was clearly a prinxiety child..." Virgil shot Roman a confused look and Roman shugged with an obvious blush on his face. Virgil just chuckled. It wasn't like he hadn't already thought about Remy as their son so now it was only confirmed... Of couse, Remus would realize. "... And Virgil and Roman both call you dad so... That must mean you're my grandfather." Remy was just milking it. Emile, however, saw a great opportunity to turn it around on him. 

"So does that mean you would be my nephew?" Everyone laughed a little as Remy tossed an empty juice box at the laughing boy. "What? It makes sense."

"I only have one uncle, thank you." Remy said with a very serious tone making everyone look at him with confusion. Remy just smiled as he glanced over at Roman who had tears in his knowing eyes. "I actually really enjoy Uncle Remus. He keeps thing... interesting."

"Uncle Remus?" Everyone jumped up clear in shock at the sudden new voice only to freeze at the sight of a man standing in the doorway. He rubbed his eyes with a tired yawn as his messy disheveled hair fell curled over them. He was so tired, he didn't bother putting on his sanders outfit that he usually always wears. Instead, he had on a light grey hoodie that said 'I love getting 2 D's at once'. Clearly a Remus hoodie... The man laughed a slight bit brushing the hair out of his face revealing his heterochromatic eyes and smiling awkwardly as a collective gasp filled the air. "Guess I must have missed a lot?"

"DECEIT?!" Deceit tensed as people ran over specifically Virgil mainly who practically tackled the man into a hug. It was clear everyone was happy and surprised to see Deceit back to normal even if the kids did whine a bit. 

"Hey, Dee? What do you remember?" Roman asked softly as Virgil pulled away. Deceit narrowed his eyes in confusion.

"Remember? I don't..." A soft voice filled his memories and he smiled slightly. So there was something he did remember. "A song. Lullaby maybe?"

"Really, do you remember the lyrics?" Patton asked as they let the deceptive side over to the table to sit. Deceit just shook his head. "Why's that?"

"I remember the words, it's just... I don't understand them."

"That's because it's in Spanish." Everyone tensed looking over at Roman who sighed as he sat down. 

"Oh, really mister Spanish-is-the-language-of-love? And how would you know that... Where you the one that sang it to me?" Roman just laughed a bit looking off at nothing with a fond smile. He shook his head looking back over at Deceit who had narrowed eyes.

"No... not me." The other adults slowly came to the realization just as the front door slammed shut. Remy giggled a bit as a voice slowly filled the place getting closer and closer until.

"So I may or may not have just made Thomas go out and buy a shit ton of impulsive stuff but hey, who cares right?" Remus walked in with a few bags not even noticing the stares everyone was giving him. "I did manage to snag a few things... Oh, who am I kidding I basically got Thomas to buy us a whole ton of stuff." The others just watch Remus emptied the bags only to pull out a red bull, opening it up as he turned around with a smile. " I'm thinking of cooking toni... DECEIT!" Before they even knew what was going on Remus had run over pulling the snake man into a hug, spilling the red bull that he dropped onto the floor. 

"¡Oh Dios mío! Engaño, has vuelto. Estoy tan feliz. No vuelvas a hacer eso nunca más. Te extrañe demasiado. Quiero decir que todavía estabas allí, pero no era lo mismo." Roman just laughed as everyone got very confused. Even Deceit who was literally being squeezed to death by Remus. It was a well known fact that Remus tended to slip into spanish when he was overly emotional. "Te quiero mucho, Engaño. No me dejes de nuevo No creo que pueda manejarlo. A la mierda ... Estoy feliz de tu espalda. ¿Estas bien? Rose no hizo demasiado, ¿verdad? Por favor dime todo bien? Te amo engaño"

"Remus!" The darker creativity tensed up slowly pulling away from Deceit with an awkward smile as Deceit laughed. "I told you. I don't speak Spanish."

"But I do..." Remus's face dropped as he glanced over at his brother who was a giddy mess. "AND OH MY GOD!" He literally squealed making everyone jump in surprise. "You said you... to him... in Spanish... OH MY GOD!"

"SHUT UP!" Remus hissed earning a confused look from Deceit.

"Just kiss already!" Everyone tensed up again as Remy sipped his juice box with a smirk. "Todos sabemos que quieres hacerlo."  To say Roman and Virgil both were shocked would be an understatement.

"Told you he was a prinxiety kid. He even speaks Spanish... AND HEY!" Roman burst out laughing as Remus pouted. "That's totally ridiculous. Like I know the type of thoughts I bring to the table but for you to think that I mean..." Deceit pulled the man in effectively shutting him up and making the room plummet into awkward and or stunned silence. When Deceit finally pulled away Remus was so out of it, he could barely stand. "Wai...Wait, what?"

"Yo también te amo, Remus." The deceptive side chuckled a slight bit seeing the man in his arms blushing madly. "I may have lied when I said I didn't know Spanish. Growing up with you... I learned enough to know that at least."

"AWWWWWE!" Patton started to choke a bit drawing in everyone's attention at once. "Sorry. I got too excited."