LIAR | QUEEN AU

Chapter 14 - Don't You Give A Light For The Blood You Shed

"So.. how's the couple?" I scooted over to Brian and Roger who were ever so cutely sitting together on the couch.

Bri blushed and looked down at his lap, "We're not dating, Fred."

I frowned, "Yet?"

The two looked at each other. Roger turned back at me, a smile wide on his face, "Yet."

I squealed in delight, "Yes darlings! You two are so precious! My f*cking babieeeees!"

"I'm not that young," Rog scrunched up his nose.

"But I'm so old! So I declare thee my children!"

"Like how you declared thee Miami Beach?" Brian cheekily smiled.

"Well, everyone calls him Miami now so you aren't one to complain, dear."

"Holy sh*t. I forgot his name was Jim," Roger admitted.

"So, if we're your children... and Roger and I wanna date or something like that.. wouldn't that be.." Brian argued.

"Oh my God!" I exclaimed, realizing where he was going, "No no! Sh*t, that's weird."

"Haha that's an oop and a half!" Roger snickered.

"You've been hanging around Deaky too much," Brian shook his head.

"Hush!" Roger silenced Brian, "You've got balls to say that in front of Freddie. He'd tell you, 'Don't say that about my child. You could never get enough of Deaky, darling.' Or something like that."

I chuckled. It was quite the kick hearing Rog impersonate me, "You know me so well. Well, I certainly don't want incest.. so one of you would have to be John's sibling and my child."

"What the literal f*ck.." Brian sighed.

Roger bounced, "Ooh! Pick me!"

"I choose Brian. He's less of a trouble."

"Oh f*ck you!" Roger crossed his arms.

Bri raised his hand, "I don't consent."

"You must obey your elders, and as far as I know I am older than you by a year."

"But I don't wanna be adopted!" Brian whined.

"Aw, Bri. Who's adopting you?" John asked from behind us.

"Deaky!" I exclaimed, "Meet your brother, Brian."

"Wait what? Do I have to call Mum? Does she even know you?" John took out his phone, looking adorably confused.

"Oh, John you little cutie. I adopted you and Brian!" I nodded. He turned towards Brian who shrugged.

"What? Oh! Um alright. Kids at my school do this all the time. They 'adopt' their friends. It's some weird crap. Well, what about Rog?" John asked. Damn, I thought I came up with this whole family thing. Stupid kids stole my idea!

"Well, I can't adopt him if he's dating Brian."

"Whaaaaat? Congrats dudes!" John high-fived Roger.

"You always miss the interesting sh*t, Deaky!" I remarked, "But these b*tches finally did something. And now I'm the only single one! Can you believe it?"

John was recluse. Everything was silent for a bit before Brian changed the subject, "So.. how are you Deaks?"

"I'm fine. My neck's been a bit itchy lately.."

I furrowed my eyebrows, "Maybe a bug bite?"

"Yeah.."

"So, we've got a new mission. Miami should be coming in a few minutes," Rog rustled through his hair.