Tatiri:
Dave throw the smuppets at John and run for the hills, you will make it out alive.
Also, Admin, what're your other ships :?
"Hell yes!" *throws smuppets and runs*
"DAVE YOU SON OF A BITCH!" *screams and is buried alive by plush rumps*
TheAlternativeRuler: *rolls eyes* Dave, don't be so mean to John, and John, don't be so mean to Dave! But as for my other ships? Hehehe I have several, but I'll only list my Homestuck ones! I ship JohnDave (obviously), DirkJake, Erisol, Rosemary, PBJ, Nepkat, the occasional Aradiabot&Equius, sometimes Roxy&Jane, and Johnkat (hehehe yeah, the life of a multishipper, but JohnDave is my OTP).
Artgirly1studios:
I need a hug. 😟
No one loves me.
"Aww!" *tears up* "I'll give you a hug, and don't think like that, there's always someone who loves you!" *hugs her tightly*
SGpaige:
Dave, who's your favorite dubstep maker person (that made no sense, but whatever)?
Like skrillex or mau5?
"Honestly, I don't have a favorite. All 'dubstep maker people' are equally cool as fuck. I have no favoritism towards anything. Well, except for aj, aj is the best drink in the whole damn universe. No, in EVERY gogdamned universe."
Artgirly1studios:
I got arrested for feeding the ducks
To the crocodiles.
"Holy shit." *raises eyebrows*
"Really? Why would you do that!?" *cries for the poor ducks* "Poor little innocent ducks!"
Sylph_of_Colors:
Alright, I got a question for John. What would happen if I...stole Casey and never gave her back?
"If you take my darling daughter away from me, I. Will. Cut. You." *glares*
"Whoa dude, calm your shit. No one's taking your weirdass salamander daughter."
*turns head sharply to glare at Dave* "What did you just say about Casey?"
"Nothing dude, haha, bro, Casey is like, the coolest little shit, she's so awesome and I love her, she's the best salamander daughter ever." *laughs nervously, shuffles backwards, and whispers* "Please don't beat the shit out of me."
Artgirly1studios:
A Latino boy comes out of nowhere and steals Dave's shirt and his shades.
"...what the fuck just happened?" *blinks*
"...a Latino boy came and stole your shit, dude."
TheAlternativeRuler: Leo Motherfucking Valdez.
"What? You know him?"
TheAlternativeRuler: Nope, no way, I have no idea what you're talking about. There is no way I have any idea about who that person was. In fact, what person are we even talking about? I saw no Latino boy at all! Hahaha...
*skeptical looks are shared*
"Well then. Oh, wait, shit, those were the shades you gave me for my 13th bday dude aw fuck." *runs hand through hair*
"It's okay, Dave. I'm sure we'll get them back sometime. I actually don't mind at all, it's nice to see your eyes." *smiles*
*blinks* "Oh, right, you know about these now."
"Yeah, and I still think they're amazing."
"Cool, cool."
*awkward silence*
"I'm gonna go get a shirt now."
"You do that."
Artgirly1studios:
The Latino boy has now stolen Casey.
"OH YOU CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE, LATINO BOY! GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER YOU WORTHLESS DICKMUNCHER!!!" *looks for knife so he can cut up some male Latino*
"Dude, calm the fuck down. Casey isn't even here right now, she's with Rose, remember? This little Latino shit is just messing with you." *takes knife from John*
"Oh yeah, I totally forgot." *blinks*
*shakes head* "Wow, and you call yourself a loving father."
Artgirly1studios:
DAVE
What did the gold ingot say to the iron ingot?
Stop being so IRONic.
"...best. Joke. Ever." *coolkid thumbs up*
"Wow. That was...wow." *rolls eyes but laughs anyways*
homestuckbabe:
Smiles and magical poofness, John's a girl now what now!? *arm waves the heck out*
"What. The. Fuck. WHAT THE FUCK!?" *screams in a higher, more girly voice*
"Oh my gog." *blinks then busts out laughing*
"Oh, laugh it up, Strider. Laugh it the fuck up, just don't blame me when you wake up tomorrow in the middle of the ocean." *glares and crosses arms*
"John, John, stop doing that sassy girl pose. No, oh my gog I'm dying." *laughs again*
*huffs*
"Aww, don't be so touchy, dude. At least you're a pretty girl, right?" *grins*
*flips Dave the finger* "Fuck you."
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Ask John and Dave
Fanfictionhey guys! dave and i are starting this ask thing! ask us any questions you want! :B lay all your weird or creepily personal questions on us, we can take it dave! ((Cover art belongs to ikimaru! Check her out on tumblr, she's awesome!))
