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"You know I gotta be problematic at all costs

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"You know I gotta be problematic at all costs."

Name: Baku

Hobbies: Bullshittin, getting a new phone every week, keeping it 100, collecting Yeezy's.

Powers (In order of most to least powerful):

Y E E T: Temporarily bans mfs to the shadow realm

Y E E E Z Y: Summons Kanye

FOH 🅱️: Powerful wave of energy that sends people back

FOH 🅱️: Powerful wave of energy that sends people back

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"I never fuck with the lames."

Name: Yung Cash Register AKA Lil Broomstick

Hobbies: Rapping, getting Grammys, blowing up Baku's phone

Powers:

Clout: Makes him powerful and more likeable

"Oh you thought we wasn't coming back for the B R E A D"

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"Oh you thought we wasn't coming back for the B R E A D"

Name: Bank Bill

Hobbies: Getting Hella Bread, Working at jobs, Being strapped to the teeth

Powers:

M  O  N  E  Y: Makes mfs ears ring and strikes fear into people

Gun Shit: Shoots people

"Look, you either gonna take this YEAST

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"Look, you either gonna take this YEAST. Or I'm calling the POLICE."

Name: Tobi

Hobbies: Working minimum wage jobs, delivering food, being on the receiving end of Baku's bullshit

Powers:

K A M U I: Banishes mfs to the PS2 dimension. Only Baku has escaped this spell by finding a conveniently placed door

I Z A N A M I: Weaker version of the above, can be countered with a "Fuck That Anime Shit" card which only Baku currently possesses.

Calling the Police: Calls the police

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