Adventures of Zeldris.

chapter one i guess

Note: at first there will be some geldris but dw they will break up later on. Also i will be referring Zeldris as Zel bc im lazy. 

Zel pov: 

5 years later after the defeat of my dad. The demon king, I was living happily with my girlfriend Gelda who I'm madly in love with in the demon world. Everything is going great. Well I wouldn't say exactly everything. Well now, for some reasons she gets on my nerve now. Also i keep learning new things about her that i never new before. N they aren't good things. I found out that this hoe is autistic. Literally! I found out last year. Oh my god. who tf cleans the floor with their face. (plz don't hate me if ur fav character is gelda.) Well she doesn't literally clean the floor with her face but like she just don't know how to clean. IDK how to explain it but she's just autistic. But i still love her. 

Rn we are living in a small house together and everything is going fine I guess. Except thats she's more bossy but whatever. She's the most important person to me ever. She's kind, sweet, cute and a total badass. Thats the kinda girl i like. Tho she's been going out a lot lately and sometimes she doesn't come home until 1am in the morning. Ik bc i always waited for her. Her excuse is that she got lost in the woods or something. Srsly tho we've been living in this house for 5 years and u still don't know ur way home. Oh my god. I would tell her that and she would be like: 

"geez u dont have to yell at me" 

"Sorry i was drunk"

"Sorry i will come home earlier"

"Leave me tf alone"

I get mixed feelings about her sometimes but i don't really wan't anything bad between us bc she's my first love and everything. She's my whole. <3. But i sometimes i have a serious problem tho. I can't get it up. :| Embarrassing but whenever we try to do it i can't get it up. It's a problem. 

Just then I heard the door swing open. Oh shes back!

"gelda!" I yelled

"oh hey babe whats up?"

"i was waiting for u" 

"haha u shouldn't have" 

" well i wanted to"

"aw how sweet but i'm going to bed" 

"already? It's only 10"

"oh haha i must be tired" 

"well ok" 

"goodnight"

"yea goodnight"

I watched her walked up stairs. She seemed to be in a hurry to get to bed. Idk why. She doesn't look tired. Oh well I might as well hang out with my friends. I went out to my usual bar. There I saw derieri in her usual spot. (yes shes alive bc she's my fav. let's just say she got resurrected by mael ok) 

"hey~~" I said as I sat down next to her.

"oh hi" 

"wassup?"

"i miss him..."

I didn't know what to say. I'm not good with emotional women

"damn do u women have to be that depressing?"

"geez not all of us are"

"haha sorry."

"u better be or else imma kill u"

"geez bitch u don't have to go that far"

"u call me a bitch?"

"yes cuz u r"