The Struggles of K-pop

Why I'm a Horrible Fan

I've said a lot of negative stuff about other fans, so that must mean I'm just an angel of a fan?

Pffffttttt, Hell No! I am a horrible fan. And I'm going to point out my own flaws. Have fun laughing at me...

1. You So Nasty

Look, I know these people are straight. I really do, they have made it clear.

But that doesn't stop my very dirty mind from imagining...things. You saw a taste of that in the last chapter, but I am even worse than what I showed last chapter. I'm that person who sees everything as a sexual innuendo. I can find something dirty in any sentence. I'm THAT person. And I kind of...imagine dirty things...between two hot Asian males...particularly K-pop Asian males....( cough) TaoRis and GTop (cough).....

I ship these two ships so hard even though I know all four of them are straight. But da feels.... They are to strong.....Fanfiction doesn't really help either....if these two ships ever come true, which is a 0.00000000000001 chance of happening, my fangirl feels will just explode out of me, like I will become a crazed maniac.

You've been warned.

2. References

I kind of already talked about this, but I'm going to talk about it a little more. When someone references something, and not just k-pop, anything I love, I can't control myself and I do something stupid. Even if they referenced something by accident. Like this.

" I need someone to help me," random man says.

" Oh, I'll volunteer," random woman smiles.

Me: Jumps over to where they are and scream, " I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!"

( awkward silence activate)
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She wasn't actually referencing it, my mind just automatically took it as a reference and I had to complete The Hunger Games reference. It's instinct really. And k-pop is no difference. Except I sing and rap it, I don't just say it, which is why I get so many strange looks and detentions.

I become the most annoying person when I do this. If I do this, just stay away from me, because I'm just going to be talking about k-pop for the rest of the week.

3. Excuse For Procrastination

Look, I get my homework done. But I go through a billion other distractions before I get to it. And I use K-Pop as an excuse to get out of my homework and to procrastinate.

Mind: Ok Chen, your going to do your math now.
Me: ok, but umm...I need to see if anyone came out with some new m/vs! You never know, am I right?!
Mind: What? No, you can do that later but right now-
Me: Look at the time! I need to check now! Bye!! ( runs away)
Mind: I hate you.

This is me everyday.

4. I'm Loud

I don't just play K-pop, no, I just blast it so the whole house can hear it. When I'm listening to kpop, you know I'm listening to K-Pop.

Me: ( Puts phone on speakers and turns it all the way) ( Plays Fantastic Baby by Big Bang) Wow, Fantastic Baby. DANCE! OOOOHHH. I WANNA DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE.

My Sister: MOM CHEN IS BEING TO LOUD!

Mom: Don't worry I'm looking for mental clinics online now.

I've got problems.

5. South Korea

Look, I'm obsessed with anything South Korean related. Entertainment, History, Culture, and I just find it so fascinating. So fascinating almost every country in the world is not interesting to me...

The only two continents I like learning about is South America and Asia. When it's North America or Europe, I'm just dying of boredom. I like in America and my state is bordering Canada, so I learned about this a lot. And since Minnesota has a bunch of German/Norwegian people, including myself, your going to hear A LOT about it. Asia was just a breath of fresh air, it was all new, it's unique to me, it's different. I'm not saying North America and Europe are bad cultures, it's just I've heard it so many times it's lost interest.

So now I'm obsessed with South Korea, and can't shut up about it now. Same with Japan, but South Korea I really need help with.

6. I've gots No dollarz

This makes me really sad. I have NO k-pop albums. But wait, if I have no k-pop albums, that means I don't spend money on them. If I don't spend money on them, that means I don't think I should spend money on them. If I don't think I should spend money on them, that means I don't support them. If I don't support them, that means I'm a fake fan. If I'm a fake fan, then...

MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE!!

Or I'm just broke and they are really expensive :/

Leave in the comments why you think your a horrible fan or just an absolute angel of a fan. See you guys later.