Two Jonin and an Investigation

"Accidentally, huh?"

"Kakashi, have you told Tsunade yet?" Raido sipped some light beer. He wasn't really in the mood to get wasted, right now.

"About what, Raido?" Kakashi also sipped some beer, but it was some hard stuff. He didn't even seem that drunk. Raido furrowed his brow, sighed, and waved his arm around Yamato and Kakashi.

"This," he said.

"I don't get it. What's this?"

"I heard your conversation while I was in the restroom. The entire thing."

"So, you were eaves dropping... As you were peeing..." Kakashi's head leaned on his hand. "But what's this?" Kakashi waved his arm around like Raido did.

"Don't play dumb. Did you tell Hokage-Sama about you and Yamato?"

"What about us?" Anko and Izumo started giggling and gossiping like children again.

"I saw Yamato crying, and you guys are obviously dating." Another muffled response from Yamato, still hidden in Kakashi's chest.

"He said he wasn't crying and that we're not dating." Raido sighed.

"If you don't tell me right now, I'm going to report your relationship to her right now." Yamato sniffled and slowly lifted his face off of Kakashi's chest.

"So, what? Do you just really like the rules, or are you jealous or something? No offense, but..."

"No, I just really think you guys should report your relationship to Tsunade."

"We're not dating," Yamato said, sounding like he just woke up.

"You just asked me if I was jealous of you for dating Kakashi."

"Well, duh, chances are everyone would be more jealous of me instead of Kakashi. I mean," Yamato paused to sip some beer. "The dude's hot." Kakashi pulled Yamato closer. His arm was around Yamato ever since he started crying (I don't know if I specified that). Anko snickered.

"So you guys are dating," Raido started talking with his hands, waving them back and forth, obviously annoyed. Why, I cannot say.

"No, I didn't say that we were dating." Everyone, even Kakashi and Asuma started snickering. Izumo was sort of snuggled up against Anko like Yamato was to Kakashi

"What? Then why'd you say people would be jealous of you?"

"People are jealous of me? Who are they? Do I know them?" Raido sighed, chuckling.

"You're impossible, Yamato."

"Man," Izumo said, still very drunk. "I wish Kotetsu was here-" Kotetsu walked in and immediately saw everyone and waved. "What? Uh, um, I wish Lord 5th was here!" Just before Kotetsu walked over, he held the door open for Shizune. Soon followed Tsunade.

"Heeeyy, don't do thaat," Yamato slurred. Izumo's eyes lit up, and he started laughing evilly.

"Oi, Kotestu, sit over here!" He said, pushing Anko and Asuma. "Guys, make room, he's sitting with me," he whispered. Everyone laughed, and Anko and Asuma actually stood up and let Kotetsu sit with Izumo. The booth only sat 6, so now all 9 (or 10? 11, now?) of them had to get out and redo their sitting arangements. 

"You guys are here? All of you?"

"Only Iruka's missing. I wish he was here," Kakashi and Genma silently cursed Izumo as Iruka entered the bar.

"Hey, guys. So everyone's here?"

"Apparently," Tsunade said slowly, as everyone else watched with wide eyes. Anyways, the new seating arrangements (from left to right):

Hayate, then Kakashi, then Yamato. That was the first side of the booth. The half across from them were Kotetsu, Izumo, then Anko (again, also in the booth). Next to Yamato was Asuma who pulled up a chair, because Kakashi didn't wanna deal with Iruka right now. Asuma didn't wanna deal with him either, but neither did Anko, so next to Asuma was Genma, and next to Anko was Raido. Between Raido and Genma was Iruka. Tsunade sat across Shizune in a booth right next to them. There. *Ahem* Back to the story...

The waiter brought everyone more beer (light for Iruka, of course) and the party continued.

"Kakashi, has anyone seen your face?"

"Yeah, of course." This shocked everyone, and even Tsunade and Shizune listened in. Kakashi started listing them with his fingers. "My mom, my dad, the doctor that delivered me as a baby, the nurse that-"

"Doctors or nurses don't count and neither do your parents."

"Oh. Only one person, then. But Gai and Sakura almost saw, I should be more careful."

"How did Sakura almost see? I understand Gai, but..." Kakashi chuckled.

"She accidentally broke into my bathroom while I was showering." Everyone laughed.

"Accidentally, huh?" Tsunade said, making everyone laugh again.

"No, I mean, broke the wall with her fist kinda thing." Everyone was silent and started laughing again. "I guess it's understandable coming from Sakura."

"Did she see anything?"

"Well, she did see something." Everyone laughed again. There was always something to talk about, to laugh about. Always a reason to drink and get together. That's what Kakashi loved about Konoha so much. The people, his friends here. He didn't think they'd let him in after he shut them out when when Rin and Obito died. "Guys, let's toast."

"To what?"

"We're all too drunk to just pick one reason," Anko said. And that was that.