Two Jonin and an Investigation

Quarantine: Part 3

I'm so sorry!! I accidentally published the chapter before it was ready!! Luckily, I don't think anyone saw it. Heavy usage of the slang word, "finna," which you'll see why. But it gets kinda annoying, so I thought I'd let you know. Based on a comment on Wattpad I saw and I thought it was really funny. I'll post the original comment after the chapter  (:D ))
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Kakashi was feeling poetic. So very poetic, he felt compelled to write a beautiful poem. Why not one about Tenzo? Yeah, Tenzo. He's a nice subject to write about, but what about him could be so easily translated into words? His smell, his hair, his personality, a lot of things to choose from. In fact, too many things to choose from. So Kakashi decided to write about himself.

It took him a little while to think about it at first, and it was truly helpful when Tsunade brought him a dictionary, and Hayate brought him an American slang dictionary. The latter was more useful in the results, but both contributed greatly for one reason, ladies and gentlemen: Kakashi Hatake could not rhyme. Not at all. People continued to tell him (And by people I mean Tsunade) that poems don't need to always rhyme, and that they always come from the heart. The time came when Kakashi's poem seemed well-rhymed and generated sufficiently from the heart that he decided to share it with Tenzo.

"Tenzo, I worked hard all day on a heartfelt poem for you and I want you to hear it."

"Senpai, it's only right after lunch. You've been working on it all day?"

"Feels like all day," Kakashi mumbled, earning a weak glare from Yamato.

"Well, thanks for writing a poem for me. Read it to me." Kakashi giggled for whatever reason and cleared his throat. He took a deep breath, and in his slowest, most poetic voice:

An untitled poem, dedicated to my dearest Tenzo~

Rain drop

Drop top

Tenzo finna lick

My buttocks

He dropped his arms to his sides and looked up at Tenzo like he just read an oral report that's 50% of his history grade. Tenzo blushed really hard and attempted to snatch Kakashi's paper.

"N-No, I wouldn't!" Kakashi started laughing and fell onto his bed. Yamato finally got hold of the paper and crumpled it up. He didn't know what finna meant, but it had to be bad if it was about him and the action of licking his senpai's buttocks. Tenzo, holding the beautifully written poem in his hand, left Kakashi bawling on his bed. He jumped onto his own bed and read it again.

"Rain drop... Drop top... I finna lick his buttocks?" Tenzo read aloud, making Kakashi laugh even louder. "Finna? What does 'finna' mean, Senpai?" This only made him laugh louder. 'It must have something to do with his buttocks, then,' Yamato thought. 'Maybe it's from that American slang book Hayate left him. It must be, but what does it mean?' He approached Sakura with extreme caution.

"Why is Kakashi laughing? Is he okay?" Kakashi's laughter had actually died down a lot.

"Sakura," He brought his voice down to a whisper. "What does finna mean?" Unfortunately, this started up Kakashi's laughter again.

"Finna? I've never heard that before. Maybe it's a dirty word Kakashi Sensei has learned." Through his tears of laughter, Kakashi threw Hayate's book of American Slang for the American Wannabe at them.

"Finna. Going to; intending to. Contraction of fixing to and fix. It's Southern English slang, no wonder we haven't heard it before."

"How did Kakashi Sensei use it in a sentence?" Yamato fell silent, blushing, as Kakashi fell off his bed laughing, crying, and lightly slamming his fist into the floor. This actually caused Tsunade to come in.

"Kakashi, are you okay?" He managed a thumbs up, still laughing face down on the floor. His face was red, and there were tears going down his face. An unusual sight to see of the Cold-Blooded Copy Ninja. But, to be fair, that poem was pretty funny. Tsunade laid Kakashi on the bed, checking his pulse. She checked a few more things like his temperature, then leaved him alone, choosing not to care about why he was laughing. It was probably some terrible joke that he thought of, anyways. Tenzo said the poem in his head.

"Rain drop... Drop top... I'm going to/intending to lick Kakashi's- Oh." He realized, now blushing harder than before. "N-No, I wouldn't!" He said again, gasping, continuing to fuel Kakashi's laughter and Sakura's confusion. At this point, he turned 50 shades of red. Yamato walked over to Kakashi smiling widely on his bed like he won a Nobel Prize for his poem.

"Hey, Tenzo-" Just like that, Tenzo used Hayate's beloved book to apply a certain amount of force to a wide area of Kakashi's cheek (His face, not the, uh... Never mind). In other words, Yamato fish-slapped Kakashi to America and back with that gosh-darned book. Of course, that's when all their visitors arrived. Of course, that's the first thing they all see when they go to visit their friends in the hospital. Of course they see Yamato fish-slap his senior, Kakashi Hatake, his Senpai and co-captain. And of course they cheer, because someone needed to do that, sooner or later.

"Yeah, woo! Go, Yamato!" Tenzo turned to see a crowd (Including Tsunade, Shizune, and Gai) of clapping and cheering Jonin and mesmerized young Shinobi, all supporting him.

"Get 'em, Yamato!"

"Yeah, Yamato!" He didn't expect to see so many approving of him, and turned quickly to face Kakashi. He stepped back, studying his face. Kakashi just stared at him, eyes widened with regret.

"I'm so sorry, Tenzo, I-"

"Kakashi, I don't... wanna hear it," Yamato said slowly, turning and walking away. He left Kakashi sitting up straight on the bed, left hand resting on his face, where Yamato slapped him. He just sat there still, looking forward. Not looking at Tenzo, just forward. Yamato and Sakura whispered about something for a little bit, and then started bunching up all the blankets and pillows on their beds. The cheering got gradually died off as everyone watched quietly, being careful not to let their thoughts slip out.

'There's no way they're actually gonna...' Anko thought, watching with wide eyes. She was sure everyone could only think the same.

They all watched as they switched beds so Sakura was sleeping nearest to Kakashi, and Yamato slept the farthest from him. Kakashi and everyone else soon realized this whole thing might last more than just a night.

Yamato climbed into Sakura's bed, thankful she was there. He forced himself not to even look at Kakashi. For now, Sakura would no longer have to be a student. She would have to be a barrier between two Jonin. All because Kakashi wrote a dumb poem about his butt.

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This whole thing was based off of a comment posted somewhere on Wattpad by senpai_sta

Kakashi:
Rain drop
Drop top
Tenzou finna fvck
My buttocks senpai_sta