Two Jonin and an Investigation

a Mass of Pillows and Alcoholics

I'm still wheezing over "Tenzo finna fvck my buttocks."

"Sakura, why is it so important that you prove something that isn't true?" Sakura shrugged.

"I guess it's kinda like a mission, to get you guys to admit it." Kakashi sighed and pulled out his Icha Icha.

"But what's the point of that?"

"It's against the rules to have a secret relationship."

"If we were dating, it would be reported already. And why would you want to get us in trouble?"

"I'm sick of you guys flirting in public, and I'm the only one who notices it."

"We don't flirt."

"Yes, you do."

"Close friends flirt with each other." Sakura crossed her arms.

"Not like you guys! If you two aren't dating, something's still up. I'm gonna find out."

"Good luck with that." Poor Sakura, he thought. She should just drop it and stop being childish about it. Maybe it's about Sasuke. Kakashi sighed again. It's always about Sasuke. Today was movie night at Anko's, which meant alcohol, again. He was starting to think maybe alcohol wasn't good for him, but Tsunade (who was fortunately his doctor) could figure it out for herself. Kakashi walked on, pretending not to notice Sakura following him with a camera.

He reached the grocery store, where all the Jonin were supposed to meet to go shopping together. Those hosting nights aren't free, you know. Everyone was really starting to get into this vacation vibe, like they were instructed to do.

"Oi, Hatake, you're late." Anko squinted her eyes at the silver haired man. "I can't tell which hairstyle I like better." They all got their own shopping carts.

"Wait, do I actually have to buy anything? I mean, it's a date. At Ichiraku's."

"I dunno, buy some new underwear," Genma said, getting a snort out of Anko. Kotetsu cursed himself for not being able to stop thinking about his day. A date? With Izumo? Was it a real date, or like a friends date? He shook his head and threw some vegetables in his cart.

"Oi, you could always get beer."

"For the date? You want me to bring my own alcohol to a restaurant?" Hayate shrugged.

"Tsunade-Sama does it."

"It's been established she's an exception to any and all rules having to do with alcohol." The Jonin walked around some more, eventually debating whether dairy is good for you, and if macaroni salad would be better to bring to a lake picnic than potato salad.

"What games are we playing for game night?" Kakashi rubbed the back of his head.

"We have Cards Against Humanity, which we can play when the kids go home. Other than that, we have have cards, Monopoly, probably some other board games."

"We can also play Charades and Pictionary, and other games."

"If we keep this up we're gonna become alcoholics." Everyone chuckled, agreeing. Kakashi kinda zoned out after this. If Iruka has long hair, does he look like Tenzo if... He yanked Yamato's Hitai-ate off.

"Senpai!"

"Iruka, put this on!" Iruka, still confused and shocked, put it on. Yes, Tenzo.

"Look, Tenzo, he looks like you!"

"No he doesn't." Kakashi started chuckling.

"Hold on, I'm gonna find him a green shirt," He said, disappearing into the men's clothing section, laughing like a mad man.