Two Jonin and an Investigation

More Hot Springs Misadventures

I'm sorry I love this drawing.

PEOPLE I HAVE A PROBLEM!! I can't find the part where it says Kakashi and Yamato checking their calendar, looking at the events and their order. Did I take that part out, or am I being completely blind?? I know Anko is hosting movie night, and Genma's hosting bar night, but I don't know about sushi night or their order. p l e a s e help me. Since I can't find it now, I'm gonna change the plot a little, 'cause I think I'm just being dumb right now.

Anyways::

Yamato and Kakashi were warmly greeted at the hot springs. Boys and girls were separate, but Kakashi didn't rush to get into the bath. In fact, he was hoping he could score a towel fight with Tenzo. He'd just have to wait a bit, until everyone was in the water and they were out of sight.

"Tenzo!"

"Why are you whispering?"

"Let's towel fight."

"No."

"But don't you wanna slap my bare back with your wet towel?" When Kakashi put it that way, it simultaneously sound more and less appealing to Tenzo. Somehow.

"Fine, but no teasing in the bath."

"I wouldn't need to," Kakashi mumbled, causing Yamato to glare. He twisted his towel and dangled it in front of Tenzo. "Please? There's no one around." Tenzo sighed and nodded, and twisted his towel. Just like old times.

"Ready!" As soon as that last letter left his mouth, Kakashi had landed a slap on his back. Yamato flinched and started rubbing his back. Tenzo smiled and charged at Kakashi, tripping him with a towel. Kakashi lost his footing but was quickly caught by Yamato.

"Senseis? Where are you guys?" Sai turned around to see two naked jonin, one straddling the other. "Hello. The others are wondering about you."

"Tell them we're still soaping up."

"Why are you holding Kakashi Sensei?"

"He was about to fall." I mean, Tenzo wasn't lying.

"What are you two really doing?"

"Training."

"Can I join?"

"No." Sai shrugged and went back to the bath. No one believed him when he said Kakashi and Yamato were still soaping up, fell, and were also secretly training. Yamato propped Kakashi up to his feet. As he turned around, Kakashi attempted to slap Yamato's leg. But he missed. And he hit his butt. Yamato's butt. A flower sprouted from Yamato's head and he blushed really hard. His hands moved down to protect his butt.

"Kakashi!" He hissed.

"Ah! I didn't mean to! I meant to hit your legs!"

"Kakashi! For shame!" (I just kinda find Yamato shaming Kakashi really funny)

"I didn't mean to! I swear! I'm so sorry!"

"I didn't think you'd go for my butt, you pervert..." Kakashi put on a worried smile. Tenzo did have a nice butt.

"I'm so sorry, Tenzo, I really didn't mean to." He watched Yamato waddle over to the bath with his hands on his butt. "Poor Tenzo..." Yamato slipped into the water and began talking with everyone else. Shortly after, Kakashi slipped into the opposite side of the bath, mouthing the words "Sorry," at Tenzo. He felt bad, he really did. I personally think, anyone would agree Tenzo had a nice butt, they just don't wanna admit it.

"Where were you guys?"

"Kakashi fell."

"No, I didn't, you fell."

"Sure. Sorry to keep you guys waiting." A few minutes of talking wen try quickly, and a stranger man came in and joined them.

"Can I join you men? This is the only hot spring I can find here." Everyone clumped together and scooted to the side to give him more than enough space.

"So, are you visiting Konoha?" Apparently, someone (I'm not gonna point him out but...) decided to make conversation with the naked stranger. Courtesy, right?

"Yes. I didn't mean to intrude on your group, but I really needed a break..."

"It's fine." The man sunk down deep into the water and closed his eyes, hoping the others would forget about him. They didn't forget him. They all just kinda tried to not look at him.

"Oi, Kakashi Senpai."

"Yes, Tenzo?"

"We should host a game night. Like board games with alcohol." He smiled.

"You gonna invite us kids, too?" Shikamaru asked, looking away and trying to look cool.

"Hm, that sounds like fun. But you kids are all going home at a certain time. Us adults are gonna stay longer, maybe even sleep over. That's alright, right, Tenzo?"

"Yeah. But some people will have to take the couch or even the floor..."

"Man, when I'm an adult, I'm gonna give you seniors a curfew at my parties," Kiba grumbled, obviously jealous that he couldn't sleep over or drink alcohol. 

"Yeah!" Naruto said, crossing his arms underneath the water.

"Wait, wait. So we're here at the hot springs, and that was first on the calendar. Then tomorrow is what?"

"There's sushi night, movie night, and bar night, which is not for kids, by the way."

"We're 16!"

"Exactly."

"Wait, who's not hosting something?" Genma stood up, shameless. He started counting everyone and mumbling to himself.

"What night is first?"

"Sushi, then movie, then bar." Kakashi laughed.

"I see we're easing into the alcohol, then." Everyone laughed. They talked more about their schedule. A sitting Genma stood up again, hastily.

"Wait! Kakashi and Yamato are hosting game night, Anko is movie night, Gai and Hayate are hosting sushi night, and Asuma and I are hosting bar night. That leaves..."

"Kurenai, Izumo, Raido, Iruka. I think that's all. And you students can host, too..." Everyone nodded.

"Izumo, you should host a big sleepover for everyone."

"Fine, but the kids'll have a curfew." Kiba and Naruto pouted again. Not fair, they too obviously thought in their heads.

"What about everyone else?"

"Hey," Gai said, standing up. "Iruka should host a small cooking competition between us teachers. He and our students will judge."

"Not bad, Gai. Actually, that's a great idea. There's also Kurenai and Raido, though."

"You know, Kurenai would be better at hosting sleepovers than you, Izumo."

"Let's switch then. What should I do?" Everyone took a minute to really stir up that thinking pot and get things going. It was a little while before Naruto stood up (Gai and Genma had sat down already).

"Why don't we go to the lake?"

"I'll host a picnic there, then," Izumo said, nodding.

"What would Raido do?" Asuma snorted.

"I bet he'd either take us to the gym, or do arts and crafts from Pinterest, or have a little tea party."

"To be honest, I'd be down for the second one."

"Yeah. Sounds nice and cozy."

"Can someone write this all down?"

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Please bear with me! I'm sorry I had to change the plot, but I like this better anyways. I'm gonna start posting more pictures at the top.