Two Jonin and an Investigation

the Tale of the Homophobic Hokage

Remember this episode people? Team 7's changing, Naruto, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Get ready for a wave of ships coming your way. This chapter will be a bit different from the rest, but I hope you people still like it :)) This chapter isn't meant to offend anyone (but I'm truly sorry if it does somehow).

@NarutoCon1288 (hope I spelled that right) and everyone else thanks for everything (But especially the one who blew up my email and notifications with their comments, thank you)

I'm taking ship requests before it's too late in the plot to change it, so speak now, or forever hold your peace.

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"Man, I can't believe they're together."

"Really?" Sakura said, amazed at Naruto's disbelief. "It's pretty obvious. Anyways," Naruto knew it would come to this. "You have to buy me lunch on two separate occasions. You bet."

"I know, I know. I just didn't think Kakashi Sensei and Yamato Taichou were..." Sakura snorted and patted Naruto on the back.

"Hey, well now you can be the first homophobic hokage!" She said, and left him at Ichiraku's to let the guilt sink in. He didn't hate those kinds of people, he wasn't scared of him. He didn't treat them differently than others or anything like that. But them? Those two? The masked man who every girl fell for, and read every perverted and completely straight book out there? And Yamato...oh. Well, Naruto supposed Yamato could be excused, he's seen pictures of him and his long hair in Anbu. But he always seemed so manly, more than him and Sai and Kakashi. It was just weird. (Well, that's what you get when you leave girls alone to ship the straightest men in Konoha, credit to the fujoshis, I guess...) Speaking of which, Naruto always figured it any guy would fall for Kakashi, it'd be Gai, or even Iruka. But this? Their relationship slammed into Naruto like a wrecking ball.

Well, one could suppose at first everyone questioned their relationship (especially Sai and his crummy notepad, cough cough). Sakura and some Jonin were the only exceptions. Anko was proud to say she knew from day 1. Of course, that wasn't true.

Meanwhile, Sai was getting busy with the ladies.

"Hello, lovely." Sai smiled. Ino returned the smile, and they walked together to the dango stand. Yamato watched carefully, masking his chakra and following them from the rooftops.

"What're you doing?" Kakashi whispered in his ear, making Tenzo jump. He shushed Kakashi and carried on, with a curious Jonin on his tail. Yamato was thoughtful enough to not listen on their conversation, but he could tell they were having fun. He decided to lay back with Kakashi and just chill on the rooftops.

"Is dango your favorite food?"

"No, I like cherry tomatoes and pudding. Do you like dango?" Dango was Sai's least favorite food. But what would Yamato say?

"No. I enjoy momen tofu." That is not what Yamato would say, but okay. If only he knew what Ino was thinking.

"Let's get something else next time, then," Ino laughed. "Can I see your book?" Sai smiled and gently handed over his picture book to Ino.

"Wow, Sai, you're a great artist! Who's this?" She said, pointing to a drawing of Sai and his brother, Shin.

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"Obachan?" Naruto said, knocking on the door to the Hokage's office.

"Dont call me that. What's up, Naruto?"