Two Jonin and an Investigation

Farmer Kakashi's World Famous Drugs

Alternate title:

"Let's just take a break, for now." [Part 2]

Cover by justcallmejys on tumblr. Don't do drugs. Or fall in love with a certain masked man who enjoys erotica and miso soup. Or procrastinate.

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Kakashi slowly wrapped his arms around a sleeping Yamato and pulled him close as he looked outside the window.

"Mm," Yamato groaned, turning. "Go back to sleep, pervert." He wasn't really sleeping, of course. But he was teasing Kakashi, or intended to for the rest of the night.

"What did I do that makes me a pervert?" 

"Clingy as ever, Senpai~" Kakashi gasped and pushed him away.

"Mean! Rude! Bully!" Yamato tried to hold in a wide smile and turned again.

"Lazy... perverted... irresponsible... immature..."

"Okay, okay, you can stop, now." Kakashi smiled and chuckled. "Wake up, Tenzo, I know you're not sleeping." Tenzo turned again. Kakashi sighed and poked him in the neck. The neck. Yamato's one and only weakness, the neck. Yamato jolted and sat up straight, well, actually he fell on the floor and rose both his hands to protect his neck.

"Kakashi~" He hissed, looking up to glare at him.

"Yes, Tenzo?"

"It's Yamato." Kakashi squinted suspiciously and sipped a cup of tea through his mask. Yamato opened his mouth and waited for a second to speak.

"I- Where did you get the tea? When did you make it, you were asleep the whole time-" Soon enough Yamato's lips were sealed by the gentle pinch of Kakashi's fingers.

"Shh, don't ask questions," he said, as he poured the tea into Tenzo's mouth. Yamato's eyes widened as he swallowed. He pushed a smiling Kakashi off and smiled.

"What tea was that? It tastes different... and great." Kakashi chuckled.

"I said don't ask questions." Tenzo cocked his head to the side and realized what he meant.

"Who the hell gave you illegal drugs and why did you give them to me?" Kakashi stared blankly at him, like a child trying to avoid a confession. "Answer me, Senpai!"

"Can you..." Kakashi trailed off and looked around the room, avoiding eye contact. "...Repeat the question?" Tenzo chuckled and put on his slippers. "Where are you going?"

"Gai's."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk." Kakashi said, catching Tenzo's attention as he opened the door. "Wouldn't it be irresponsible to go out while high?"

"I'm not-" Tenzo's words slurred together, and his eyelids suddenly felt like dumbbells weighing on his eyes. Kakashi caught him swiftly as he fell, and laid him down gently on the couch. He put his mask back on and slipped through the door. He sighed and walked on the rooftops, taking his time and slowly making his way to the Hokage Mount.

Kakashi sighed and sat on the cold and rough rock at the top of the mountain. He even let out a little chuckle. "Obito would've made a terrible hokage," he sighed. "Who will be Tsunade's successor?" he thought. There was really no one good at the moment.. Kakashi let out a sigh. "Naruto... he has a lot to learn about being hokage."

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