Two Jonin and an Investigation

a Game of Memory

Warning!! (That I forgot to put earlier :3) Implication of Kakashi and Yamato sleeping together. You guys know the drill, rated 13-18, or whatever. 
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Kakashi woke up to tangled legs and the knocking of the window. Yamato woke up to Kakashi's soft, messy hair in his face and an angry Sakura staring at them through the window. Either way, it wasn't a great morning.

"Senseis! You are both four hours late, and I find that it's because you have been sleeping in, together?"

"Kakashi, wake up, Sakura's mad at us." Kakashi jumped up, still laying in bed.

"Is she here?" Yamato hummed in agreement. "Kami. Sakura? Are you there?

"Kakashi Sensei, now you're awake? Now that I've had to come to your house, and wake you up myself? And you got Yamato Taichou involved in your lateness?"

"Sakura, calm down." He sat up. "Can you tell me what's going on?" Sakura started blushing and stammering, mumbling to herself.

"You're naked, Senpai." Yamato whispered into his ear. Kakashi blushed and pulled the covers over both of them. He felt his face searching for a mask. Thankfully there was one, similar to a plain hospital mask.

"Can you please get me a shirt?" Kakashi whispered.

"I'm naked, too." Kakashi blushed harder. He could only imagine what happened last night. "My hangover's making it hard for me to use any chakra, so I can't..."

"Same," Kakashi sighed. "Sakura, this is a lot to ask, but can you get us both clothing?" Sakura blushed. Again.

"O-Ok, I'm coming in." She opened the window and slipped inside. "Where are your clothes?" 

"That closet, just open it, and-"

"Ah." Sakura got two pairs of Kakashi's shirts, pants, and boxer-briefs and handed them to Kakashi. They both changed fairly quickly and got out of bed.

"Sorry you had to see that, Sakura."

"It's fine. But you guys are four and a half hours late. Why?"

"We both got completely wasted last night. It won't happen again, I promise-"

"It's fine, but this is really unprofessional. I'd hate to report you guys to Lady Tsunade, but I also wouldn't hesitate to if it got out of hand. So, you guys are dating then, huh?" It was weird seeing Yamato wear Kakashi's clothes and underpants, but it seemed like he did it a lot.

"No, we're just really close friends."

"Yeah. We're just friends."

"Yeah, right. I'll see you at training, today— or do you wanna cancel?"

"Cancel, if that's fine with you guys."

"But we won't be late tomorrow, Sakura, promise." Sakura nodded and bid them a good day. But she had questions, a lot of them. Yamato flopped back onto the bed.

"Kakashi, we're in so much trouble,"

"I can't even remember what we did last night."

"I doubt it was just sleeping." Kakashi plopped on his couch. 

"Well, I remember we had a little fight that Asuma started,"

"Yeah, I remember that. And then, um, Kotetsu and Iruka arrived."

"Then Hokage-Sama and Shizune were there, too. And Raido got mad for some reason?"

"I dunno. We're always annoying him, so."

"Hey, I remember you were crying, aw," Kakashi laughed.

"Yeah. And I was hugging you the whole time." Yamato chuckled.

"I remember Izumo got drunk and did the same to Anko. And that no one wanted to sit next to Iruka." They both laughed. Maybe, being drunk and forced to remember wouldn't be so bad.

"We spent too much time on the seating arrangements," Yamato said, making tea. "Do you remember what we were fighting about?"

"Well, I know Asuma started it. He said I have a girlfriend, and you broke down because-" Yamato gasped.

"Because I thought you were sleeping with someone!" Yamato chuckled, lightly punching Kakashi's arm before hugging him.

"Turns out I am," Kakashi mumbled, making both of them blush. "Breakfast's ready."

"Breakfast? It's 12, Senpai. Lunch time." They had a nice lunch and finished up quick. They walked outside to go shopping again, but of course, bumped into Team 7.

"Hey, guys, did you hear? Training is canceled."

"Yeah, we heard, after waiting 4 and a half hours, for both of you!"

"Sorry, guys. We promise, it won't happen again."

"It's fine. No one had any missions, and since you guys were missing, and Asuma Sensei wasn't feeling well, everyone else just let their team off."

"Huh, what a coincidence," Yamato mumbled, making Kakashi smile under his mask.