Two Jonin and an Investigation

"What're you guys doing here?"

Oh yea I deleted the last chapter, "Tsunade's Little Field Trip" because it was a waste of chapters and it was basically just a filler. Sorry, but I really hated it. And get ready cause this chapter's a looong one!

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Why is it so much fun to be a drunk shinobi on a Tuesday night? Because. Why is it so dangerous to be a drunk shinobi on a Tuesday night? Many more reasons. But Kakashi and his friends liked to have fun. It's not like they got wasted, like last time. This time, they went light on everything, and everyone from last time was here, minus Raido and Iruka, plus Gai.

"And then you know what? Kakashi just decides to sit on me, and he sits on me like that forever!"

"Mostly true," Kakashi shrugged. "I wouldn't say forever, though..."

"Ya know, there's always something interesting going on with you guys. Me? I got nothing." Anko whined. "And I'm still bored, the peace isn't doing me any good. If this keeps up, I'll turn into a fat ball of dango!"

"You do love dango," Genma mumbled.

"Since Gai's here, this time, let's play truth or dare or something." Everyone agreed.

"Gai, Truth or dare."

"Dare."

"I dare you to run around the village 10 times, then come back with a cup of sugar."

"Got it!" And he dashed out the door.

"Genma, that's so random, and now he's gone. Kakashi, truth or dare."

"Truth."

"Who's seen your face, excluding family members and doctors?" Kakashi smiled.

"Ten-zo." This made everyone at the table flip out.

"Why him?"

"It's not my turn anymore."

"Yamato! Truth or dare!"

"Dare." Izumo stood up, evil intent, clearly shown in his eyes. "I dare you to describe Kakashi's face."

"Hey, that's more like a truth question then a dare."

"I dare you to use transformation jutsu and turn your face into Kakashi's without a mask."

"I'll do the first one. Um, where do I start? What do you want to know about it?" Anko stood up.

"Is he hot?"

"Wasn't he before?"

"Are his lips big?"

"I already described it. Hot. Who's turn is it, now?" Kakashi laughed, seeing everyone glare at his face.

"Asuma, truth or dare."

"Dare."

"I dare you to knock on Kurenai's door and tell her that you hope she's having a nice vacation so far."

"Truth, then."

"You're dating Kurenai, aren't you?"

"N-No!"

"Yeah, right. Hey, Gai's back."

"And he brought my sugar!"

"Genma, why do you need sugar?"

"For a dare, or to dump on someone's head or in someone's drink."

"Dump it in Kakashi's drink, I dare you!"