Two Jonin and an Investigation

Uh, Sushi Night?

This is a really unpopular chapter, and I can't tell if you guys genuinely hate the content, or you just skipped over it because the title scared you away. So I changed it. I love these pictures. Get ready for a really long chapter. GUYS WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT KOTETSUUUUUU 

Now I gotta rewrite this whole thing hold on

Now that I've added Kotetsu Ima just ship everyone now lol

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Kakashi slipped a thin white shirt over his mask, disappointing the girls by yet again hiding his face and also by not arriving shirtless. Gai and Hayate were hosting, which meant alcohol would thankfully be limited (*cough* Rock Lee *cough*). Yamato made him wear his jeans because his regular ninja pants were "not acceptable for late and not business related outings with friends." Tenzo always had a way with words, to make them sound annoying enough to make Kakashi listen, but not annoying enough to be, well, annoying to everyone else. Kakashi looked in the mirror. Normally, anyone would question a man wearing a long sleeved, dark blue mask-shirt-thing underneath a thin white shirt. But he's Kakashi; he'd be hot either way. Yamato didn't let him take his gloves.

Tenzo sighed, looking over at Kakashi struggling with his sleeves. Depending on his mood, Kakashi would even refuse to show his arms. Yamato threw his thin black bomber jacket at him, landing lightly on his face. Despite all those missions in the snow, Kakashi hated being cold. He brushed off his olive green (camo green?) shirt, his old birthday present from Kakashi, and sighed again. He insisted Yamato wear this shirt, because he "looked like a hot pickle." 

They walked together to the sushi place, the best one in Konoha (and one of the only ones), and met with the others. They were all still waiting on Naruto, who must've inherited his tardiness from his Sensei. And it seems Kotetsu made it; he was busy all the other times (and I totally didn't forget about him). The second they all sat down, Genma ordered alcohol for all the jonin, despite the bad looks he got from Gai and their wallets.

"Wait, I can't drink," Kakashi whispered.

"Thanks for reminding me. I'll take it off your hands," Yamato smiled.

"You just want more alcohol," Kakashi grumbled, crossing his arms. His jealous expression soon changed to a shade of "Well, guess what I have up my sleeve?" He cleared his throat. "I should be able to take away your alcohol, because of what happened yesterday." Yamato gasped. That was a perfectly legitimate reason for Kakashi to sequester his alcohol priviledges.

"Fne," He grumbled, putting a smile on Kakashi's face.

"Genma Sensei, Gai sensei."

"Yeah, Sai?"

"Yamato Taichou and Kakashi Sensei have just taken away each other's alcohol priviledges." Hayate and Gai shared a confused look before just staring at the oblivious pair elbowing each other because each wanted more space to put their ice water. Sometimes, they fought and argued like children.

"More for us, I guess."

"Why can't you have alcohol, Senseis?" Ino and Sakura asked, only getting a shrug out of the two jonin. Once all of the food was served, everyone dug in.

"Just so you all should know, the calendar has Kurenai for a sleepover, Izumo for a picnic by the lake, Iruka for a cooking competition, and Raido for an arts and crafts night."

"When did I agree to that? And what do I even do at a cooking competition?"

"We decided everyone should host a night. You guys are all down for that, right?" Everyone nodded. Anko, with her mouth still full of fish, stood up and got everyone's attention.