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"Write it in the books, Ima crook. Tell by the look"
"AY SAY !"
I walked in the house hollering looking around the living room, listening for somebody but didn't hear anybody. I walked in the kitchen turning the light on and saw Relly sitting at the table eating some noodles looking at his phone "Ay say." I tapped him taking his beats off his ears.
He looked up at me and made a face "What nigga?"
"Why the fuck yo ass sitting in the dark eating noodles?"
He blandly stared at me making me shake my head "Guess I can't ask you for your piss." I shooed him off.
He shrugged "My bad. Hell, Better throw a couple bottles of Gatorade back. You be aight. Piss gone be cleaner than a cat's pussy."
I just stared at his high ass "Get the fuck out my face." I shook my head turning around.
He shrugged "Shid, Avery bad ass in there watching t.v. Better ask him."
I sucked my teeth walking out the kitchen and headed down the hall, going inside his room "Ay say, I'll give you 20 dollars if you piss innis bottle for me." I held up the pill bottle.
"What's the occasion?" He smirked getting out the bed slowly reaching for it.
I mugged him "Wha— Nigga I just need your piss. Ain't no occasion."
"But what you need my piss for ?"
"Obviously to give to my p.o la nigga. You being smart as fuck. You finna be out 20 dollars."
"Who should I tell that I did this?"
I leaned in "Nobody nigga." I slowly talked "You finna blow me brah." I shook my head.
"Lemme see the 20 dollars." He snatched the pill bottle out my hand "And if I over fill this pill bottle, That's a extra piss fee. Extra ten dollars."
I sucked my teeth "Brah go pee in the fucking bottle fore I beat yo ass." I mugged him again.
"Ian gotta piss in this bottle." He pointed at it making a face.
"Ian gotta give yo snotty nose ass 20 funky ass dollars either. So it's either be out of 20 dollars or be up 20 dollars. Pick yo struggle nigga."
