Y/n is a boy who lives with his ill mother who's on the verge of death and at the same time studies in MIDGARD academy the biggest school of a planet with more than 30% of its volume missing
however his mother dies leaving him having to go to the sc...
"WHAAAAT?!?!THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"I shouted
"I am a member of the imperial assassins as I have killed numerous generals of the foul xenos
I was sent here by the marauder to investigate on the rebirthed chaos and then I found you,I'm sure everyone will be surprised when they will see you"he said while still bowing down
How do I tell this to him?
"I hate to break it to you buddy but everyone knows about my return,in fact I just performed a speech yesterday"i said trying not to make him feel down
He didn't move a single iota as the next second he smashed his head on the ground
"NOT AGAIN!!!"he shouted
"WHAT?!?!"I shouted as I tried to stop him from causing himself a concussion in the head
When I finally managed to stop him he was crying while also bleeding from the head
"IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME!!!WHENEVER SOMEONE GIVES ME A TASK THAT ISN'T AN ASSASSINATION I ALWAYS FAIL MISERABLY!!"
"Come on it's not THAT bad"i tried to comfort him
"ONE TIME I WAS SENT TO BUY VEGETABLES AT THE MARKET BUT I ENDED UP BUYING JEWELS INSTEAD AND THEN GOT BEAT UP BY THE COCKROACHES!!"he continued
'Someone's gotta take care of these cockroaches'
"Yeah it is that bad,how did you mistake JEWELS?!for vegetables?"i asked him
"I thought they came from another planet and that it was how they looked in their home planets!!
I'M SO SORRY EMPEROR!!!!!"he cried louder and louder until a group of girls passed by us as they saw jeremiah crying on the floor as I was with him while he was shouting "FORGIVE ME EMPEROR!!!"
They all gasped as they saw the scenery that they misunderstood and ran off shouting
"THE KID IS MAKING JEREMIAH WORK FOR HIM!!!
HE'S A TYRANT!!!"(roll credits)
"WAIT YOU GOT IT WRONG!!!"I shouted running after them
"EVERYONE!!!THIS KID IS A TYRANT!!!!HE'S NOT AS INNOCENT AS IT SEEMS!!STOP THE APPLICATIONS TO HIS CLAN RIGHT NOW!!!"they shouted running away as I fell down from the overwhelming shock as I saw a giant line of people all standing in a line in front of a desk that said
[CLAN APPLICATION]
they all looked at me with terror in their eyes as they then ran away
"WAIT!!!DON'T LEAVE!!!DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THIS GUY!!!"I shouted while on my knees
Then jeremiah decided to show up with an application paper
"Where do I apply emperor?"he asked me
I had my face planted on the floor as I gestured to the desk
"Fon,four,righft"i said with my words muffled because of my head being stuck to the ground
+++++++++++++++later++++++++++++++
I was in my room with taihou crying with my head buried in her breasts as she was petting my head
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"So close!!*sob*SO CLOSE!!!I nearly had a super cool clan!!can you imagine?!"
"I can see that emperor,I can see that,just rest your head in my chest as you mourn okay?my body is yours after all"said taihou reassuring me
"Thanks taihou,you're aweso-"i couldn't finish my sentence as the alarm went off
"THE ALARM?!IS SOMEONE ATTACKING US?!"I shouted activating my powers as taihou got up
"No!it's worse!!someone has entered through the secret entrance!"she answered in a panick
I then flew out of the room carrying taihou by holding her hands
Then we saw a group of space marines all standing over something that looked like had fallen
"What happened here?"I asked them as they all made way
"We found this foul heretic thot trespassing in your holy domain"said the psyker
I then looked at who it was an-LUNA?!?!?!
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!"I shouted
"Knock her out"he said as he showed me a bloodied fist
I then looked at her head as it was bleeding
'SHE SAVES ME AND I RETURN THE FAVOR LIKE THIS?!WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!'
"TAIHOU TAKE HER TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM IMMEDIATELY!!"I ordered her
"As you wish!"she said as she picked luna up and started to run while carrying the poor girl
I then turned back to the space marines while tapping my foot
"What else?"I asked them
They looked around confused
"What else were you going to do?"
"Nothing
And then JUST BY COINCIDENCE!!a chainsaw went off while spitting fire.
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"Remind me how you managed to survive while I was gone?"
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First of all I'm sorry for the short chapter but I was stuck in bed because I wasn't feeling well at all
And second of all I just started playing arknight and I have only one thing to say to her
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"Miss I notice you have quite the big tata's you wouldn't mind if someone LEWDED you right?"
