FUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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In a dark planet,one that barely had any kinds of wilf life in it in an environment that was ravaged by intergalactic wars was a factory the size of a metropolis

And inside were men of the highest skills hired for an important missions

"MEN!!TODAY IS AN IMPORTANT DAY!!

WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE LARGEST FACTORY IN THE ENTIRE EMPERIUM OF CHAOS!!YOU WERE ALL CHOSEN BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE SKILLS TO FUNCTION THE MACHINES THAT ARE USED FOR THE SAKE OF OUR EMPEROR

WHICH IS WHY OUR EMPEROR TODAY HAS TASKED US WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT TASK HE HAS EVER GIVEN US!!"shouted a primarch

"FOR THE EMPEROR!!"shouted all the engineers in the factory

"NOW GO PUT ON YOUR GEAR AND BAKE ME THOSE COOKIES LIKE YOU WOULD KILL A HERETIC!!!"he shouted as they all went to work as they grabbed aprons along the way that said "a kiss for the emperor" with the face of Y/n on the front

Meanwhile in midgard academy in a small tent that served as the shop for the housework clan as luna,renka and hannah were in to advertise

Jeremiah and red B were the ones selling everything while shadow,rimuru and Y/n were the ones preparing the cookies

"Okay so now you put in the sugar"said shadow who held up a paper she printed from Roogle (didn't misspell that)as I added the sugar

"Then you mix it"she said as rimuru grabbed his sword and started to mix the ingredients rapidly with it

"Now we bring the casts,pour it in them and in the oven it goes"she said as we replicated what she told us to do

"And now we wait"she said as we waited a few minutes as the sweet smell of the baked cookies arrived to our noses and so we pulled them out

"that's a batch of six ready to go!!"said shadow in a lighthearted tone

"And a lot more coming"said rimuru

"First customer!"announced jeremiah

"Two batches!"said red B

"What?!two batches?!how are we going to do it?!"asked shadow as I then came in with a plate full of cookies

"Two batches ready to go!"i said

"What?!we can't just give this to the customers?!let me taste it"said shadow as she took a bite out of it

Her face lit up as a tear rolled down her face

"It's as if a soldier made this cookie with the same passion and emotions that he would take with him on the battlefield"she said as rimuru also took a bite out of it and his Expression didn't change while a tear rolled down his face

"I'm experiencing flashbacks from wars I have never lived through"he said

"Hey guys are the cookies ready yet?!"asked red B

"Here they come!!"said rimuru who quickly wrapped them up and handed them to red B who then gave them to the customers

"That gives us 1,50☆

We're getting there"said luna as felicia came in as mizuki was with her

"Hey guys you don't mind if I take renka with right?since it's a family day and all"she said

Luna turned to me

"What should we do?"

"They deserve to be together you know"i said as I heard renka cheer and run to her mother as the three left together to enjoy themselves

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