(Okay this chapter won't necessarily have lewd pictures but will have vocabulary straight out of interspecies reviewers so yeah)
I was in the room I shared with rimuru and shadow as it was only me and rimuru talking to each other about important matter
"No way!a slime girl will get you completely soaked and you would need to take a bath everytime you touch her!"I said
"What?that's hardly a problem for me!!look at you on the other hand!!going after fox girls!and those three sisters nonetheless!how can you like those over the top boobs?it feels kind of pointless"remarked rimuru
"As long as it balances out with what's down there then it's okay with me!!"
"WHAT?!just look at felicia!!she looks like a giant watermelon at the bottom and two middle sized watermelons on the top!"he said
"How's anything wrong with that?!"I asked him
"No!slime girls are the best!!"
"NO!!fox girls are better!!"
"Slime girls!!"
"Fox girls!!"
We just kept repeating ourselves
"You two are weird you know that?"said a female voice above us as we looked up to see the red virago there in her casual clothes
+++++++++++++++later++++++++++++++
Both me and rimuru were walking around the town we were staying in as the red virago was leading the way
"Remind me what we're doing here?"I asked her
"I was going to look for you two since your friends told me to tell you they would go sightsee around the hotel but I then realized you two were in serious need of enlightenment"she said
"What kind of enlightenment are we talking about?"asked rimuru
"Girls of course!you two just keep looking at the bad sides of the other one which blinds you from the truth
Like take slime girls for example,sure they might emit gooey slime and all but they can also create tentacles that can take you to heaven and back as those tentacles penetrate your orifices in more ways than one
And even if the fox girls have voluptuous bodies it comes at a price as they will suck you completely dry,in other words they are like succubus when it comes to bed things but their bodies really feel like you are touching the heavens and they're liquid that comes out of those melons is like nectar served on a holy grail"she said
'Now i really want to take renka on her offer's thought as I then slapped myself at how sinful that would be towards her
"Wow!you're so knowledgeable on these areas!how do you know so much?"asked rimuru
"Honey I've lived more than this planet and I've experienced every thing there is to know about $€# which is why I thought I should enlighten you"she said as she stopped and showed us what lied in front of us
Streets lighted up with red lights
Rimuru was shocked
"This can't be!!"he said
"What is it rimuru?!"I asked him
He turned to me with a smile on his face
"This is a red light district!!! These places are where you can get down to the real stuff!!"he said as he then turned to the red virago
"But why?!
"Because I'm sick of the other goddesses and their ways of educating Y/n you have the yellow mother saying
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