Take Me to Euroheaven

SCENE 5

EXT. OUTSIDE THE DINGY APARTMENT - DAY

They all exit the building.

LANDLORD

OK, so you know how to haggle. I will give you discount on clean shits.

DAVID

I think you mean "sheets"... but I can't be sure.

Landlord notices the boys' angry stares and leaves.

MATT

What do we do now?

A tall, hot Hungarian guy walks by; they all check him out.

ALI

Isn't Airbnb supposed to arrange a flat for us?

MATT

Every decent one was booked months ago. Can we stay at a thermal bath?

ALI

Damn, I knew this place was too good to be true.

DAVID

...Leo has a place booked. We can use it till he comes.

ALI

Really? Why?

Another hot Hungarian guy walks by, they check him out too.

DAVID

He said he'd meet his friends here, let us do our own thing. You know he doesn't care about Eurovision that much.

ALI

I thought he'd stay with us, that's weird.

MATT

That is actually very healthy. P.S. I love you.

DAVID

What?

MATT

"Personal Space... but I Love You". It's a thing with couples.

ALI

Whatever that is... OK cool then! Trip saved-

DAVID

But it's a studio with a fold out couch. I'd only have extra room for one.

MATT

...and there are two of us.

ALI

But we're supposed to be together! Just like them, look!

Three very hot, muscular Hungarian guys walk by.

DAVID

Yeah, it's like looking at a mirror!

MATT

Are these regular Hungarian guys or is this the neighborhood? Cause if so, I'm staying.

ALI

(to David) So you'll pick one of us.

DAVID

I'm not going to choose!

Nobody talks for a moment.

ALI

Well, maybe I can call Mini to see if they have room.

DAVID

The blogger girl? Great idea! Call her. And Matt can stay with me.

ALI

But... do you think it's a big favor to ask?

DAVID

No, she loves you! You probably won't even have to pay. Go ahead, call!

ALI

Thanks for not choosing...

DAVID

We'll still be together; this is just for somewhere to crash.

Ali scoffs while dialing.