Take Me to Euroheaven

SCENE 33

INT. THE NORDIC MAFIA HOUSE - DAY

Jolanda opens a window from outside. She's on the phone with Mini through a head set. She follows her cat inside.

JOLANDA

I'm going in.

INT. LÁSZLÓ PAPP ARENA BACKSTAGE - CONTINUOUS

MINI

OK, we're looking for Christian's computer or phone.

ALI

(to Mini) Really? Jolanda is the perceptive one?

MINI

(to Ali) No, it's her cat!

Ali stares emptily at Mini.

INTERCUT BETWEEN MINI AND JOLANDA

JOLANDA

This must be the room for Iceland. Because it's cold and looks like nobody lives here.

MINI

(laughing, to Ali) She is the funny sidekick.

JOLANDA (VOICE)

I think I found Christian's room.

MINI

How do you know?

Jolanda is in another room with Christian sleeping on the bed.

JOLANDA

Because he is passed out on the bed.

ALI

Careful Jolanda! You have to be really quiet.

JOLANDA

I don't think so.

The cat kneads on an unresponsive Christian's butt.

MINI

Do you see a computer?

JOLANDA

Yes, there is one here.

MINI

Open it up. I hope it doesn't have a password.

Jolanda lifts the screen and gay porn starts playing immediately. She turns his head.

MINI

Do we have entry?

JOLANDA

I saw three or four entries.

She turns off the porn and checks out the computer.

JOLANDA

No files in this computer. All I see is gay porn.

The cat meows.

JOLANDA

What is it, Maraaya?

Jolanda gets up to look. The cat is pulling out Christian's iPhone from his pocket.

JOLANDA

I have his phone.

ALI

Yes! Check it out.

Jolanda unlocks the phone with Christian's finger.

JOLANDA

What am I looking for?

MINI

Loukas' naked pictures.

JOLANDA

You're finally stalking a straight! Good for you.

Mini and Ali look at each other.

JOLANDA

But I find them, I keep them.

She sits down, putting away Christian's feet. The cat also comes to look. It touches the screen.

JOLANDA

Maraaya wants to read his text messages.

ALI

Clever girl, Maraaya!

JOLANDA

This one's sent to Matt. (reads) "I hope you can forgive my behavior. I got carried away. Enjoy the night with your friends."

ALI

Oh...

JOLANDA

"Hey Thomas. I want to make up to Ali. I behaved horribly to him."

ALI

Now I feel like shit.

JOLANDA

"Can you tell me something he likes that won't bore me to death."

ALI

OK, OK! It's obviously not him.

MINI

You were a great help sweetie, thank you very much.

JOLANDA

See you at home.

Mini turns off the phone.

ALI

Maybe Thomas was home last night? He's a big fan of Valerie.

MINI

Ali, don't you have a much bigger suspect on your hands? Thomas is the nicest person I know.

ALI

I know but...

Ali receives a text.

ALI

It's from Loukas.

Ali opens it. It is an Instagram photo of David with Valerie with the caption "I know the winner. In person!" Then another text from Loukas says "Isn't this your friend?"

ALI

He knows about David.

Ali covers his face with his hands in despair.