INT. THE TAXI - DAY
Boys are in the cab driving to their place. Ali takes a picture of Matt. Shows it to him.
ALI
How's this?
MATT
Yes, perfect. Thanks!
DAVID
Will you ever put your phone down?
MATT
I'm online cause I have FOMO.
DAVID
You're updating your Grindr, you have... nympho-mo.
MATT
(laughs) You got me there. (to Ali) Let's take one for you too. Updated profiles get more action.
ALI
I don't have a Grindr.
MATT
What then? Scruff? Growlr? Chonk? Lube'd? GSA?
ALI
None, my God! (curious) What's GSA?
MATT
G-strings attached.
ALI
(shakes head) I don't sleep around during Eurovision.
DAVID
Is Eurovision all year long now?
MATT
Ah, there must be someone special back home.
ALI
No, no. There's no one.
MATT
You gotta get out there man. (points to David) You can't let your last relationship be with this asshole. It's been 5 years.
ALI
Excuse me, why did you date him then?
MATT
(winks) Well, I dig assholes.
DAVID
Hey, I might be 33 but the ears still work.
Matt snickers. David receives a text.
MATT
Is that Leo? Tell him I say hi.
DAVID
No. Our host just texted me, he says our palace is waiting for us!
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Take Me to Euroheaven
HumorAli travels to the host city to watch Eurovision live but the plots running backstage will test his friendships and a brand new fairytale romance. Listen to the soundtrack: tiny. cc/TMTE
