You Thought Wrong

Dementions

*Bills Point of View

Pinetree is eating again. I take him out for regular outings now. The entire town is searching for him. I mean, as far as they know, he is held against his will, and they all seem to believe he managed to stop me before, so they all think they owe him their lives. But I'm still here so he clearly didn't stop me.

Its hard to avoid everything but I love a challenge. Not to mention Sixer passed out those stupid ray guns to every citizen who can hold a gun. Its a small town, of course at least half of them have been hunting. I don't exactly want to risk it in town if I can help it.

I tried to sneak into the Mystery Shack once but its guarded by the Corduroy family. They cant hurt me, but the puppet I'm using would snap fast if the girl, Red, got to close. He doesn't realize he has the power to force me out. His ghost version, as he calls the mindscape version of himself, tried to talk to Red through her little brother but it didn't work. I got out of there fast. If this kid gets a hold of a puppet, I'm in trouble.

Next I tried to gather materials to create another rift. It went pretty well until Sixer noticed what was going missing. He saw patterns. Of course. So he guarded what I was going for.

Now I'm bored. So I strapped Pinetree to the table again and stabbed myself with forks. Repetitively. I tried a knife but that didn't work to well too much energy to heal. Not enough fun in the act itself. I got bored again so I looked into my magic mirror.

If I get any comments on the magic mirror I'll kill someone. I know how this fandom works. Now you might want flex tape cause I'm about to completely shatter the 4th wall.

I can use the mirror to look into other dimensions. Then I see one that every one I've ever been to revolves around. I look into it. It's considered reality. My life is part of a TV show there.

There is an interesting development. I see something called Wattpad. Its full of crazy stories called fanfics. Some have some, interesting things going on between me and Pinetree. I don't want to go into it. I'm a triangle but it made me blush. But I did find something I liked.

A human form suited for me. I look around until I find the perfect one. I try it out. Not bad. I add a bow-tie. The form has an eye patch over one eye. I simply remove the eye and make a larger one, front and center. I'm gonna give Pinetree nightmares without even entering his head!

I also take the time to redesign the place. I hang blue chains in every corner. The bottom 3 or so feet all the way around are bricks plated in gold. Its my favorite color. Yellow, but shiny. By the time I discovered it I had been known throughout entire universes for my color scheme. The room is a triangular pyramid. Everything above the bricks is glossy black with veins of yellow and gold running through it like a circuit board. Satisfied, I create a throne to sit on and wait patiently for Pinetree to wake up.