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W: I got arrested because I was too cool
D: The charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence
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D: Peace was never an option
W: What are you, a goose?
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D: Potato chips are like murder
D: You can't stop with just one
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W: But I don't wanna die!
D: It'll be fun!
D: We can come back and we can haunt these guys
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R: Flowers or balloons?
W: Both
R: We're paying for this
W: Neither
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D: Did you notice how Katy Perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song 'The One That Got Away'
D: Like for all we know she could be talking about a chicken nugget that she dropped
W: Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
D: We're talking about a woman who feels like a plastic bag for fucks sake
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D: Would you punch a kid for $500,000
W: Shit I'll do it for $10
R: I'll give you $10 to let me punch a kid
D: "You guys shouldn't be punching kids" - Jason
D: Looks like we found the kid who you'll be punching
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D: I don't play hard to get
D: I play hard to get rid of
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W: Bring them flowers
W: Hold the door open for them
W: Rip the door off its hinges
W: Use the door as a battering ram
W: Fight off the other suitors
W: Establish dominance.
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R: I'm a lover not a fighter
D: Roy
D: You have been in 68 bar fights this year. It is April.
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D: So I was watching the news earlier and a reporter from Metropolis was asking people in gotham their opinion on our relationship and there was someone who said this
D: "Wally is a gentle wolf that curls up on your rug and Dick is a feral cat that someone saw choke down a rat behind a dumpster
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D: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate
W: You and me
D: Alright
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W: Conversations between dick and villains are the best
W: V: I could KILL you if I wanted to!
W: D: so could another human!
W: D: so could a cuckolded spouse
W: D: so could a dedicated duck
W: D: you aren't special
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W: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
D: Sure
W: Thou art hot as fuck
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D: Ugh my back is so sore
W: Baby I'm so sorry
W: Did you sleep on it poorly?
W: I can grab you some ibuprofen
D: No it's from carrying your ass through 4 dungeons last night
W: OH
W: O
W: K
W: I SEE
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W: Bruh these kids were running a lemonade stand and I walked up to them and said "got any grapes" and this kid deadass looks me in the eyes and says "ah we prepared for people like you" and pulled out a bowl of cold grapes
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R: Lowering the price of flights to almost nothing and warning millennials traveling might kill us is just asking for trouble
R: $200 international flight AND I could die?
R: Sign me up
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D: What is that obnoxious glowing orb in the sky?
W: That would be the sun
D: I'm gonna fight it
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W: Dick, when do you usually sleep?
D: When I collapse is entirely up to the gods
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W: I'm so useless
D: No you're not
D: You can be used as a bad example
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W: Uncle Barry told me Santa wasn't real
W: Well, guess who's lap I'm sitting on right now
W: Take that Barry
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D: I wish puberty would take you to a customize your character screen
W: Do you realize how many people would be dragons?
D: You say that like it's a bad thing
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R: What time does the judgemental express get here?
W: Dick said that he'd be here around 11
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W: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated
D: Killed without hesitation
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D: Why is it whenever I have fun, it's considered "wrong"?
W: Because when you have fun, people die
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W: My kink is when people care and actually ask about my feelings, or just show any kind of love towards me
D: Too unrealistic, just stick to bondage like the rest of us
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D: I never brag
W: You once called your face 'proof of God's existence'
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R: If dick took a shot for every bad thing he’s done, how drunk would he be?
W: Maybe a bit tipsy?
W: Drunk
W: Wasted
D: Dead
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W: God, how does Barry always know where I am?
D: Did you set your twitter to private?
W: ...
D: Did you set it to private Wally?
W: ...
D: Wally
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D: Where's my fucking knife?
W: LANGUAGE
D: Sorry
D: May I inquire the whereabouts of my fucking knife
W: …
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W: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?
D: I'm too pretty
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W: I mean small creatures are way more viscous
W: It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in
R: Ridicules, give me one example of this
W: Spiders
W: Wasps
W: Dick
D: …
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D: Good job gays!
R: Did you mean guys?
D: Did I stutter?
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D: Do you ever realise Z is just a sideways N
W: Dick stop it's too late for this
D: Zo
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W: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"?
D: Should I have not?
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D: Sticks and stones may break my bones
D: But dear god, would a crowbar be so much quicker
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D: Omg
D: Got ham
D: Gotham
D: Holy fuck
D: I live in a city called "got ham"
W: Go to bed
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D: When I was a kid and still living in the circus, someone called my aunt the antichrist
D: So in response, she rolled her eyes up into her head and spoke backwards
D: Tati was horrified and mami nearly pissed herself laughing
W: Fucking christ
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YOU ARE READING
Birds of a Feather Flock Together
FanfictionD- Dick W- Wally R- Roy This book is to give a look into the average conversation of teenage superheros and average rich kid problems (Contains birdflash, swearing, major gay, etc.) If you don't like it than what are you even doing here?
