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R: What do you want from starbucks
D: I'll take a venti latte with nine shots of espresso
R: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine
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W: We're so having this conversation!
W: Come on, dick, tell me, be honest
W: How's my singing?
D: ...It's like ordering a pie and finding out it has no filling
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W: Jellyfish can survive for 600 million years without a brain
D: A ray of hope for you yet
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W: You always see the worst in people
D: Yes, because people are the worst
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W: You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself marry the villain
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D: I wouldn't stand there if I was you on account of I'm radioactive
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W: Let me at least be a tiny bit productive today so I can feel less guilty about myself
D: Absolutely not
D: Consider rotting instead
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D: He was unconscious when I found him
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W: I need nothing but my mad skills, rugged good looks, and maybe half a million dollars
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D: Male?
D: Female?
D: Oh dear lord no, I identify as a problem
W: This reminds me of that meme where it’s like ‘a book for girls, a book for boys, and a book for tricksters’
W: And you think ‘aaah yes, the three genders: girl, boy, and trouble’
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W: Is your insomnia improving any?
D: Yes
W: Good
D: Sometimes my foot goes to sleep now
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W: Horror story where the central protagonist is both incredibly anxious and absurdly unobservant
W: They feel like they're living in a horror movie but for all the wrong reasons
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D: My life goal, you ask?
D: Become captain of a fully functional old-timey pirate ship and sail it after disney cruises at an ominous distance
D: I project stolen versions of their movies onto my ship’s sails
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D: My opinion is that we should bring back sword duelling but be more explicitly homoerotic about it this time
W: I demand to know how it can get any more homoerotic
D: Your lack of vision concerns and appalls me
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W: God left-clicking me & right-clicking a random gas station in the middle of an interstate over 1400 miles away & I just stand up & exit my house & start jogging at a moderate pace
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D: No Harper, you can't taze him
R: He is clearly deranged and trying to hit people with a pipe
D: He is also clearly in a wheelchair
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D: Why did I wake up handcuffed to a roof?
W: You wouldn't stop back flipping off of lampposts
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R: Fifty bucks says I can make this jump
D: Coward!
D: I'll do it for free!
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W: Dick: how many years do you think having me as a kid has taken off your life?
W: Bruce: the 5th Amendment states I cannot answer that
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D: I had an accident
W: What kind of accident?
D: Horse with a grudge
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D: I've made a list of the top three best and worst things that happened in the 2010's
W: Neat
W: What's on the best list?
D: Gay rights, vine, and Bruce finally learning to text properly
W: And the worst?
D: Politics -no I will not elaborate, vine dying, and those months in 2012 when Roy kept leaving voicemails singing "call me maybe"
R: You never answer your phones!
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W: You have nothing to fear from death, my boy
W: Only the state in which you die
D: *gasps*
D: N e w J e r s e y
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W: What crime did this tree commit to be put in tree jail
D: Treeson
R: Guys
R: Can you please focus on fighting Harley instead of laughing at Ivy for one second
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W: Cap or Iron Man?
R: The Captain has the right idea
R: Policed vigilantism wouldn't work
W: I disagree
W: Iron Man has the right idea
W: Collaboration would be the most beneficial
D: Deadpool
W: That wasn't the--
D: Dead
D: Pool
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D: I love rain
W: Oh?
D: Washes the blood from the streets, yo
W: Oh
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R: Where is he?
D: Who?
R: Robin!
D: Oh
D: Yeah
D: I tossed him at a motorcyclist who was getting away from the bank
R: Why?
D: He had a duffel full of cash??
R: No
R: Why did you throw Jason at him?
D: Ah!
D: Well, um, I was out of batarangs and he was right there
D: So
R: So you threw your brother
D: Little brothers make great projectiles, honestly
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W: Did you seriously not have any Christmas music in the circus?
D: Of course not
W: Did you celebrate any holidays at all...?
D: Do birthdays count?
W: Were sharp things involved?
D: Yes?
W: Then no, they don't
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W: You could have died :(
D: …
D: … Wally
D: I did die
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D: Did you just call me pretty?
W: I was trying to insult you
D: By... calling me pretty?
W: Okay
W: Maybe I didn't think this through
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R: I feel like you only speak Spanish around me because you know I'm really bad at Spanish
D: Es la verdad!
D: *claps sarcastically*
R: ... What do you have against me?
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W: Violence is not the answer
D: Violence is totally the answer
R: Violence is sometimes the answer
D: Violence is the question to which my fist is the answer
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W: Zombies are horrible D:
D: I like to think I turned out okay
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D: You're not a morning person, are you?
W: No
W: We do the vigilante thing every night, for god's sake!
W: Are you Satan?
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W: Funny how 'pretty boy in the leotard' actually told them exactly who I was looking for
D: You think I'm pretty?
W: Nowhere was it said that I thought you were pretty
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R: I forgive you for being a Dick
D: Jackass
R: You know what?
R: I take it back
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YOU ARE READING
Birds of a Feather Flock Together
FanfictionD- Dick W- Wally R- Roy This book is to give a look into the average conversation of teenage superheros and average rich kid problems (Contains birdflash, swearing, major gay, etc.) If you don't like it than what are you even doing here?
