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W: You’re cute, but I can’t really deal with your whole situation right now
D: Oh I understand, I can’t deal with it either
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D: I ate 6 sandwiches in, like, 4 minutes and now I can't move
W: I can offer mouth to mouth
D: Don't you DARE extract any of my sandwiches
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W: I am stupid for free
W: No one pays me to be this stupid and I think that’s very brave
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D: Give me ten reasons why I shouldn’t turn into a slug right now
W: I can't think of one reason and it’s pissing me off
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W: I just watched Roy drop the TV remote on his foot and the only thing he said was 'I am so tired of being alive.'
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D: Strange light in the kitchen so either getting murdered or abducted
D: Will keep you updated
W: What if it's Mothman?
D: Then it’s marriage
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D: I hate the way you breathe
D: Not the sound of it, but the fact that you keep doing it
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D: I just walked in on Roy drunk singing a lullaby to Lian while putting her to sleep
W: Aw
D: The lullaby was ‘buy you a drank’ by T-pain
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W: I think we might have gone overboard with the decorations
D: Naw it looks cool
R: Why is the pool on fire??
D: Aesthetic
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W: I just slept for twelve hours, but I’m still exceptionally tired so I’m gonna sleep for twelve more
R: That’s called a coma
D: Sounds festive
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W: Ahh I love these lazy Saturdays
D: Wally, It’s Wednesday
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D: I will not call you a whore for being sexually active
D: I will, however, call you a whore for stealing my food
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W: For me, my coming out was pretty typical
W: My mom cried, my dad drank, and my grandmother got rabies
W: Unrelated, but just a rough weekend all around
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D: I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms, so when they turn around I’m just kind of there, and their fear fuels me
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D: My mind is like an internet browser
W: Explain
D: 15 tabs are open, 7 of them are frozen, and I don't know where the music is coming from
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D: Well that was tedious
W: Why are you covered in blood?
W: You went on the subway like that?
D: None of the cabs would take me
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R: How are things with you and Dick?
W: Well, we've been on a couple of dates... I really like him
W: The problem is, he's like a perfect human being
W: I can't find one flaw, it's annoying
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W: I want a show on HGTV where I just walk around people's houses to point out stuff I don't like then leave
D: I would watch the hell out of that
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D: Aye, I’m at the store guess what I’m about to get
R: On my nerves
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W: FOUR MONTHS
R: What’s he talking about?
D: It’s not a big deal
W: YOU WATCHED ME WATER THAT FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR. MONTHS.
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D: Listen to me, you rejected American Girl doll
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D: My brain working a thousand miles a minute to figure out how to effectively make a guacamole joke that ends with cockamole
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D: How the fuck did the fire nation beat fucking anyone their element can’t do shit to any of the others
D: Shoot fire at an airbender?
D: They blow the fire back in your face now you got burn face
D: A waterbender sends a wave at you and you defend with fire?
D: Congrats dipshit now you’ve turned that attack into steam in your eyes at best or boiling water on your skin at worst
D: Earthbender?
D: You throw fire
D: They throw a rock
D: You get hit with hot rock
D: War over
D: Literally the only way the fire nation fought enemies was with slow technological vehicles (drills and airboats) and fucking AMBUSHING PEOPLE
D: AND IT WAS MAINLY AMBUSHING CIVILIANS (against the Geneva Convention)
D: The fire nations army is full of war criminals
W: You think they have the Geneva Convention in ATLA?
D: They don’t even have Geneva
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D: Is ‘fuck off’ an emotion?
D: Because I feel that shit in my soul
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W: Anyone else d-
R: Depressed?
D: Dead?
R: Drained?
D: Demented?
R: Disliked?
W: ...Done...with the work
W: What is wrong with you guys?
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W: If I died, how much would you miss me?
D: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship
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R: I’m cooking dinner tonight
D: Is that a threat?
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D: No wonder the angry one was tryin’ to hang the skinny one in the barn earlier
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W: Dick: *kicks the 'G' off a graveyard sign* let's get this party started
W: New members of yj: … wow
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D: Pass me a napkin
W: Is milady’s arm broken?
D: Yours is about to be
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W: What the fuck did you just spray me with?
D: Warm vanilla sugar body spray
W: WHY?!
D: Because you smell like a gym locker room and it’s gross
W: I AM A MAN!
W: I DO NOT NEED TO SMELL LIKE THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY!
D: Honestly, I think you should be more concerned about looking like the Pillsbury Doughboy
W: Are you saying I’m fat?
D: Yeah!!!
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W: Good job!
D: You’re giving me a sticker?
W: Not just any sticker, a sticker that says “me-wow!”
D: Wally, I’m not a child
W: Fine, I’ll take it back and give it to Roy than
D: No, back off!
D: I earned this
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D: Fuck, I wanna die
W: Language!
D: Heckity heck, I crave death
W: …
W: What the fuck?
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D: Well at least if I die, I’ll die doing what I love
W: And that would be?
D: Dying
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R: I’m sorry to say this, but you have a capacity to feel and are human
D: Take that back right the fuck now
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R: Man I’m a horrible friend
D: You are
R: I was fishing for compliments
D: Get better bait
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YOU ARE READING
Birds of a Feather Flock Together
FanfictionD- Dick W- Wally R- Roy This book is to give a look into the average conversation of teenage superheros and average rich kid problems (Contains birdflash, swearing, major gay, etc.) If you don't like it than what are you even doing here?
