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W: Have you ever considered not being a dumb ass?
D: I’m morally, politically, and religiously opposed to any form of self criticism, so no
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D: I'm 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, and 20% don't care
W: That's 110%
D: And 20% of me doesn't care
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D: You ever get the urge to run as fast as you can and leap off a ledge just to fly for a split second
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D: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about
D: Be kind
D: Always
W: Yesterday you pushed me down the stairs because I’m taller than you
D: Exactly
D: That's my battle
D: So be kind
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W: Roy you don't look so good, are you feeling okay?
R: I've got this headache that comes and goes
D: mornin' sluts
R: There it is again
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D: I actually hate people but you’re alright I guess
W: Dick, I’m your boyfriend-
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D: All heartwarming stories about love and/or the power of friendship should contain at least one instance of cannibalism
D: That’s just the rules
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D: “I don’t understand steak lingo!” -Bruce
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W: Bro I love big cats so much they’re just kitty but a little scarier
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D: I wish my brother would like
D: Not scream at midnight
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R: Cursing is for those who only have a limited vocabulary
D: You’re an audacious, ideologically unsound, presumptuous motherfucker
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D: I just decided being sad is a waste of time
D: You see, a more productive use of my time is revenge
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D: I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats
W: Can I have one?
D: They're tigers Wally
W: Nevermind
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R: Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2am?
D: It would be better for everyone if you didn't know the answer to that
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D: Do I even weigh anything to you?
W: No, it's like holding a couple of grapes
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D: In math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out of class
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W: I hate that you live in a gated community
W: I feel like your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3am and leave at 5am
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D: Lord give me patience or an untraceable handgun
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W: If you think about it, a tricycle is just a unicycle with training wheels
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R: What did you do?
D: Nobody died
W: Nobody died
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D: I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% a disappointment
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W: My love language is a bouquet of chicken nuggets
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Birds of a Feather Flock Together
FanfictionD- Dick W- Wally R- Roy This book is to give a look into the average conversation of teenage superheros and average rich kid problems (Contains birdflash, swearing, major gay, etc.) If you don't like it than what are you even doing here?
