====
D: Do you think snakes get sad because they don't have arms?
R: Do you get sad because you don't have wings?
D: Every single day
====
W: You ever get the feeling like no one ever sees you?
D: I’ve got a really good body so no
====
D: Trauma?
D: Oh you mean the reason im fucking hilarious
====
W: Have you ever been handcuffed?
R: Sexually or by the law enforcement?
====
D: Do u ever see something that changes ur life and ur just, "huh"
W: I saw u :)
D: Honestly thats so gay and sweet and it really makes this awkward because I was gonna show u a photo of a drawing of Ryan Reynolds as a turkey
====
D: Are we
D: Stop screaming, it's just me
D: Are we out of Cheetos?
====
D: Wally got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share
====
D: Did you preheat the oven like I asked?
W: Yep
D: What temperature?
W: 534
D: That's the clock
W: …
W: 535
====
W: Dick said I need grow up
W: I was speechless
W: It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth
====
R: Explain to me how you two got into an accident
D: Well we were driving and there was a deer on the road so I said “Wally, deer!”
R: And?
D: Tell him what you replied with
W: …
W: “Yes, honey?”
====
W: Why are you looking at me through a fork
D: I’m pretending you’re in jail
W: Why
D: It’s spiritually healing
====
W: How long do you think an ideal hug should last?
D: 45 minutes
W: Don’t you think that’s a bit too much?
D: You said ideal not realistic
====
W: First impressions are very important
D: And Bruce adopted Jason anyway
====
W: Only YOU get to decide what controls your life
W: So Dick, what controls yours?
D: Ptsd
====
W: What are you doing?
D: Laying in bed
W: What are you doing?
D: Eating cereal
W: Ha ha nice
W: What would you do if I was in bed next to you?
D: Eat my cereal
W: Lol I mean if the cereal wasn't there
D: Go get cereal?
====
D: Death is a social construct
====
W: Barbara: Dick when I invited you to the masquerade you KNOW this is not what I meant
W: Dick, pushing his plague doctor mask up: you know what I actually know?
W: Dick: I know you’re really starting to cramp my style
====
R: What are you doing?
D: Trying to summon the ghost of my happiness, wanna try?
R: Eh, worth a shot…
====
R: Why do you guys like being out in the rain so much?
W: I like splashing in the puddles and rain is just fun
D: I'm trying to get hit by lightning
====
D: I’ve got a plan
W: What?
D: The plan is you come up with a plan, because I haven’t got one
====
D: Currently selling my high school on eBay
====
~Guest: Bruce~
D: So, you know how you haven’t had a single meeting related to Wayne Enterprises since I became your assistant?
D: That’s because every time someone comes and requests a meeting with you, I schedule it for March 31st
B: Why?
D: Because I didn’t think March 31st existed
B: ... So how many appointments do I have today?
D: …
D: 93
====
R: Do your best, and come back alive
D: Is the “coming back alive” part optional orrr..
====
W: Truth or Dare?
D: Truth
W: How many hours have you slept this week?
D: Dare
W: Go to sleep
D: I don’t like this game
====
W: You know what?
W: Fuck you!
D: You wish you could!
W: Yes, I do!
R: Guys, please I just wanted to play minecraft-
====
R: DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS!?!!
D: Surprisingly, no
D: But god do I wish I did
====
D: I can’t believe we’re finally here, I never thought we’d make it
R: Oh for fucks sake, my driving isn’t that bad
====
W: What are you doing on my doorstep at 2 am?
D: Bruce said that if I was going to break the law then you have to be with me
W: …
W: Which law are we breaking?
====
R: We look like idiots
D: Yeah, but you look like fancy idiots
====
D: Oh come on, how long have you known me?
W: Too fucking long
====
D: Motherfucking titty waffles, that hurt!
W: Then why the fuck did you do it?!
D: I thought it would look cool!
====
D: ....You think they’ll notice?
W: I think they’d be fucking stupid not to
====
W: Are you going to drink that entire bottle of wine?
D: You ain't dating no quitter
W: My Queen
====
D: I can’t believe that both voldemort and palpatine canonically fucked
D: Just to clarify, they did not fuck each other, that would genuinely be terrifying
W: Unlimited power
====
W: It's not that he's "evil"...
W: He just lacks empathy and he goes into a dissociative state and commits atrocities
====
D: One of the best things of having friends from other countries/cultures is when you're having a normal conversation, some of you mention something that is pretty normal to you and the other one screams: YOU DO WHAT!?
====
W: What are u doing
D: I live here too y'know
D: I can stand wherever I want whenever I want
W: Where's the spider
D: It's under the table pls get it for me
====
D: I demand cuddles
W: What?!
W: Just a moment ago you were complaining that I was "invading your personal space" by lying on your bed with you!
D: Yes, and that's exactly why you're only allowed to stay as long as you abide by my rules
D: I'm evil like that
====
D: Me: i'm going to take a nap
D: Bruce: this seems like the best moment to ring someone and talk very loudly to them
====
YOU ARE READING
Birds of a Feather Flock Together
FanfictionD- Dick W- Wally R- Roy This book is to give a look into the average conversation of teenage superheros and average rich kid problems (Contains birdflash, swearing, major gay, etc.) If you don't like it than what are you even doing here?
