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D: I love laying the FUCK down and sleeping
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W: I have decided that I am incompatible with this reality
W: Meet me in a parallel universe
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D: Get in loser we’re gonna admire moss and mushrooms in the forest
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D: Black cats don't give you bad luck but hating black cats does in the form of my fists
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W: Really it is wild that sign language exists and is perfectly accessible and yet it's not a taught second language in schools
W: Yeah you can use it under water and in situations where u need to be silent and that's all cool and everything but you can also use it to talk to deaf people which is more than enough reason already
D: Just let sign language be an option in schools
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D: Crows aren't "death omens" or "evil" you fool
D: They're just funky little dudes
W: They are still scary when there are thousands staring down at you, a massacre of crows, waiting
D: So you saw a group of potential new friends waiting politely and patiently for you to join and hang out with them and you just ran away instead of realizing how blessed you were?
D: Sucks to be you i guess
D: Fortunately I'd never make such a mistake
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D: You seriously think I'm going to start doing this task I've been set and burden myself with the possibility of actually finishing it in time?
D: I have to laugh
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D: I'm the 8th deadly sin
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W: Prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances
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W: A good romance starts with a good friendship!
D: A bad romance starts with "rah rah ah ah ah, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la"
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D: Once I saw someone write "lgtb" instead of "lgbt" and it confused me but now I love it because it's the perfect acronym to "let's guillotine the bourgeoisie"
W: Let's get this bread
D: Bread is exactly what the French wanted when they guillotined the bourgeoisie
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W: Plankton built his computer wife so he's also the one who programmed her personality
W: Plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him
W: Plankton has a humiliation fetish
D: Sometimes we have thoughts but we don't have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world
D: Just a suggestion
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D: What's your favorite color?
R: Stop asking stupid questions, ask me something logical and mature
D: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8 ml of sulphuric acid at STP?
R: …
R: My favorite color is red
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D: Wally, you have wonderful eyes
W: He's lost his mind!
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R: I just found a village, took their stuff and burned down their houses
W: What is your username?
W: Can I play Minecraft with you?
R: I don't play Minecraft
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D: Waffles are just pancakes with abs
W: Sometimes I wonder how your mind works
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D: “I’m gonna smash your face in with a bowling ball.”
D: Ahhh, family dinner
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W: Did you have to stab him?
D: You weren’t there
D: You didn’t hear what he said to me
W: What did he say?
D: “What are you going to do, stab me?”
R: That’s fair
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R: Wally is missing
R: Can you find him?
D: What, you think I have him microchipped?
R: Well, do you?
D: ...yes
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D: It's not how I typically get my information
W: How do you typically do it?
D: I find the person
D: And then I put the fear of God into them until they talk
D: But we can try it your way
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W: Dude-
D: I just had my tongue in your mouth five minutes ago. Don’t you dare call me ‘dude’
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W: I love murder mysteries!
D: I've been a suspect in at least four cases.
W: …
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D: Do you think Build-A-Bear is just a way to get kids interested in taxidermy?
W: It’s Valentine’s Day, please just accept the gift or not
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D: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’
W: Dude, you really do need to move on
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W: Dick, you're not thinking about trespassing on government intellectual property again, are you?
W: I know that you've done it in the past, but I don't think that this warrants-
D: Too late
D: I'm already inside
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W: Which do you think is worse?
W: Ignorance or apathy?
D: I don't know and I don't care
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W: What are board meetings like?
D: Today we had two lawyers come in for different things and they were brother and sister
D: They got into an argument and this happened after Bruce told them to stop acting like children
D: Sister: "why can't dinosaurs clap?"
D: Brother: "because their arms are too sho-"
D: Sister: "because they're all dead"
D: And it just spiraled down from there really
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D: "I am at a loss for words."
D: Despite Bruce being at a loss for words, he continued yelling for ten minutes
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D: May I sit there?
W: That's my lap
D: That doesn't answer my question, Wally
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W: You won't kill me?
D: No
W: Fabulous!
D: Unless I reconsider
W: Not fabulous!
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D: Send dudes
W: You mean nudes?
D: No, I'm planning a raid
D: I need more men
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W: They don't even have a dalmatian here
D: Would you stop with the dalmatians already?
W: I'm just saying it would be nice to see one in its natural habitat!
D: They're not indigenous to firehouses, Wally!
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W: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life
D: I wake up at 4 am
W: …
W: Nevermind
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W: You need to react when people cry!
D: I did
D: I rolled my eyes
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YOU ARE READING
Birds of a Feather Flock Together
FanfictionD- Dick W- Wally R- Roy This book is to give a look into the average conversation of teenage superheros and average rich kid problems (Contains birdflash, swearing, major gay, etc.) If you don't like it than what are you even doing here?
