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R: You guys are back early
D: Moons haunted
R: What?
D: Moons haunted
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R: Listen kids there’s nothing “meme” about smoking
R: It’s not “Netflix and chill” to take a drug
R: Fidget spin yourself into church
W: : Ok boomer
R: WHERE?!
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D: I hate sentences
W: Bro you just made one
D: I'm just hitting letters if you think I said something that’s on you
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R: So what my dick is huge am i bothering anyone
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D: Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want
D: You’re an adult
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W: *Sees pumpkin pie in an open metal cage* oh man free pumpkin pie *i walk into the cage and it slams shut behind me*
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D: Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to fight whoever’s underneath it
R: Mistlefoe
W: SOMEONE’S HALLS ARE GETTING DECKED!
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D: "How to find the right glasses for your face shape"
D: Oh, bullshit
D: You pick ones you think a hot scientist in a bad horror movie would wear and then you just go do whatever
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D: You should listen to me!
D: I came up with many plans in my life and only one of them got me killed!
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R: Would you slap Wally for 1.5 million?
D: I'd slap Wally just for fucking looking at me
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~Guest: Jason~
J: What are you a genius or something?
D: I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified
D: But I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, and I can read twenty thousand words per minute
J: …
D: Yes, I’m a genius
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W: You gotta treat bugs the same way you want to be treated
D: Killed without hesitation
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D: I have the best memory, name one time I forgot something
W: You left me in the parking lot three weeks back
D: That was a conscious decision try again
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W: Got a vibe check at Dick's
R: Great, how was it
W: I have three weeks to live
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W: Hey flat earthers!
W: If the Earth is flat, explain how my life has been going downhill constantly
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W: If you were a veggie you’d be a cutecumber
D: If you were a fruit you’d be a watermoron
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D: I can't believe the heat from the sun travelled 149.6 million kilometers just to melt my fucking chocolate bar
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R: I will probably kill Wally tonight
D: Wake me up so I can watch
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D: How is ‘pretty boy’ supposed to be an insult I’m the prettiest goddamn boy in town
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W: Why are you crying?
D: I’m just so beautiful
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W: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
R: You’re a hazard to society
D: And a coward do 20
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D: I’m telling you, molotov cocktails work!
D: Any time I had a problem and I threw a molotov cocktail, boom
D: Right away, I had a different problem
W: He makes a good point
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W: Are you alright?
W: You didn’t sleep much last night
D: I got a solid eight minutes
D: Not consecutively, but still
D: It’s fine
D: You’re not even that blurry
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W: Can’t believe I let you talk me into this
D: I literally said "I have an idea" and you just went with it without question
D: So much convincing you took
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R: When I take off my leather jacket, there's another leather jacket underneath
D: You mean skin?
R: Absolutely horrifying thank you
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R: Why are you like this
D: I used too much “No More Tears” shampoo as a kid and I haven’t felt a single emotion since
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D: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make
R: We’re playing monopoly
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D:There is only room in this place for ONE unstable bitch and I’ve held that title for a very long time, so you’re going to need to get it together
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W: What was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
D: That I was straight
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R: Why do I have to be the bad guy?
D: I don’t know
D: Why am I the pretty one?
D: We all have our thing
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W: Bruce: dick, what does y/n stand for?
W: Dick: your name
W: Bruce: ah I see
W: Bruce reading off of his phone: Bruce looked into Bruce's eyes…
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W: If you're ever being chased by a polar bear, take off an article of your clothing and leave it on the ground as you run away
W: Polar bears have really bad ADD and they'll thoroughly examine your clothes before chasing you again.
R: So in these instances it’s either get mauled to death by a bear of die of hypothermia
W: Yes
D: Would he accept Gucci or North face?
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R: When you get knocked down and you wanna pick yourself up, you have to-
D: You’re not my dad, ugly noodle head
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R: So dick are you a top or a bottom?
D: I'm a threat
W: He's a bottom
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W: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
W: But the very next day, you said that was gay
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W: You remind me of the ocean
D: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
W: No because you’re full of salt and scare people
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W: The pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly
W: Like, no one can win
W: We're all losers as long as we live in the reality where it's commonplace to put fruit on pizza
D: Tomato is a fruit
W: Blocked
D: You can block me but you can’t block the truth
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D: We dream of the summertime during winter
D: We yearn for the winter during summer
D: What fatal flaw has God injected the human psyche with?
D: Why must we always strive for the things furthest away from us?
W: Are you okay?
D: Man my feet are cold as FUCK
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D: *With a crow perched on my shoulder* the invitation said we could bring a plus one
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YOU ARE READING
Birds of a Feather Flock Together
FanfictionD- Dick W- Wally R- Roy This book is to give a look into the average conversation of teenage superheros and average rich kid problems (Contains birdflash, swearing, major gay, etc.) If you don't like it than what are you even doing here?
