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D: ‘BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE’ Says the beautiful rich person on Instagram underneath a picture of themselves
R: Well have you tried it
D: Being rich and beautiful?
D: Yeah it’s phenomenal
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W: Our future children be on the internet 2.0 enjoying pictures of petrified wood with the caption
W: “Remember wood?”
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D: Lost in a forest but got bars on this phone not looking for help but just checkin in bear
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D: You can dangle keys in front of a baby and they think it’s great but you dangle BEES in front of adults and they run?
D: What happened??
W: It really do BEE like that sometimes
D: I don't get it and I'm going to block you out of confusion
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W: Jason: he's my brother
W: Roy: he killed 80 people in 2 days
W: Jason: he's adopted
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R: You're late
D: I wasn't even gonna come so don't start
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D: I would always think to myself, "how could another person kill someone?"
D: "How could a human being kill another human being?"
D: And then I got siblings, and I was like "oh, okay"
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D: I got what I came for
D: No need for international incident
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W: Guys, I hate to say it, but we may have to ask a grown-up for help
D: You shut your mouth!
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R: You spent $3000 at Mc Donald’s in the past week?
R: How
R: Is
R: That
R: Even
R: Possible?
D: In my defense, I was left unsupervised
R: Wasn’t Wally with you?
W: In my defense, I was left unsupervised too
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W: Why are there satanic runes written with Nutella across the floor of the den?
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D: Sitting on and touching warm rocks
D: Now that's the good stuff
W: Are you… a reptile?
D: What are you, a cop?
D: Mind your business
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R: Tim: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow
R: Jason: weak, I sleep with a sword!
R: Wally: you're both pathetic
R: Tim: oh?
R: Tim: and what do you sleep with?
R: Wally: dick
R: Tim: yeah ok, that's fair
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R: I don’t get it
R: Why can’t people ask someone out without all the fuss?
W: Y’know, all the butterflies in your stomach
D: Digest them
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D: People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up the room
R: It's called arson and those people are witnesses
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R: Wally, you need a hobby
W: I have a hobby
R: Staring at dicks butt isn't a hobby
W: You're right!
W: It's a profession and I excel at it!
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D: International incident here we come
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D: What are you doing here?
W: Oh, you know~
D: Get out of my bed!
W: What will you do if I don't?
D: …
D: I'll throw peanuts at you
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D: I want to hear those three little words
W: I love you
D: That’s sweet, but try again
W: Fine
W: I will behave
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D: Oh fiddlesticks!
D: This really ruffles my feathers!
W: Please, I’m begging you, just say “fuck”!
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W: True friends don't judge each other
W: They judge other people
W: Together
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D: I’m not angry with you, I was being playful
D: I stabbed you with my fun knife
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D: Christmas is an exercise in shallow materialistic capitalism, fuck christmas
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D: I’m incredibly hilarious why don’t I have friends
W: What am I then?
W: A roach?
D: Yea
W: Oh thanks
D: You’re welcome buddy ily
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R: So how was your movie date?
D: NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GODDAMN DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL
D: FOR GOD'S SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
W: …
R: …
W: It was good
R: Alrighty then
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D: Ask your doctor if these hands are right for you
D: Side effects include getting knocked the fuck out
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D: She wears short skirts, I wear communism
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D: Y’all still beat your meat?
D: lol
W: What do u beat
D: Evildoers
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R: In a society that profits off our insecurities, self love is a radical attack on our oppressors
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D: Just found out that I like to watch people cry, but don’t want them to get hurt at the same time
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W: Do you need me to get it for you?
D: *gasps* HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!
W: . . .Okay then
D: No wait, come back!!
D: Help meee!
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W: …
D: …
W: Maybe we should kiss just to break the tension?
D: ...Wait what?
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W: Ah, what a beautiful evening
R: Where are you guys
W: Skipping rocks
D: Take that, you fucking lake!
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R: Introverts be like 'im quarantining myself' bro you're not quarantining yourself you live like this
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W: Do you ever see a strand of hair that you don't like and just
W: Cut it?
W: Out of impulse?
W: Because I sure do and now I feel bald
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D: What a beautiful day to GET STUCK IN TRAFFIC BECAUSE OF RIDDLER ATTEMPTING TO TAKE A TAXI TO CHASE DOWN THE JOKERMOBILE
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D: Okay, so Scarecrow might be a scary villain with fear gas and several degrees but you can not avoid the fact that he basically runs around with a potato sack on his head
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D: If you ever meet a Gothamite who says they’ve never committed a crime it’s a filthy lie
D: My friends grandma once robbed a convenience store for Christ’s sake
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W: Sometimes, people would say, "what do you think you are doing?"
W: But that just means "stop"
W: They didn't wanna actually know my thought process
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W: So how's your day going
D: Anxiety and caffeine are having a cockfight in my brain
W: …
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D: That's a crazy idea
D: Insane
D: It doesn't make sense
W: So you'll do it?
D: Of course
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W: Dealing with you is like herding cats
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D: God can't help you now
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R: Crap, I forgot to buy the Superman piñata
R: Is there enough time to run to Party City?
D: Don't sweat it, I've got some rope in my car
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YOU ARE READING
Birds of a Feather Flock Together
FanfictionD- Dick W- Wally R- Roy This book is to give a look into the average conversation of teenage superheros and average rich kid problems (Contains birdflash, swearing, major gay, etc.) If you don't like it than what are you even doing here?
