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R: Alright does everyone have a weapon?
W: Dick doesn’t have one
D: I am my weapon you fools
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W: Want some trail mix?
D: Trail mix?
D: Oh you mean M&Ms with obstacles
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W: There’s a spare key and a master key
W: Dick has them both
W: When I asked, “what if you die, Dick? How will we get inside?”
W: He said “if I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks”
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R: Well I haven’t died yet, so I guess its time to work
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W: Are you nervous?
D: I don’t know what you’re talking about but yes
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D: Stealing is an extreme way of sharing
W: …
W: No
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W: Was I that drunk last night?
D: You walked into the room shouting you were “dressed to impress”
W: And?
D: You were Naked
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D: Love is dead and never existed
D: All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering
D: You are the definition of dread
R: Are you okay?
D: Wally stole my fucking fries
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D: I just found Roy on a gay porn site oh my god
W: Why were you on a gay porn site?
D: For oatmeal recipes, the fuck do you think
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D: You have a PHONE for a REASON!
D: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!?!
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W: What’s our exit strategy?
D: Our what?
W: Oh my god we’re all going to die
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D: Take me to art museums and make out with me
W: But they said not to touch the masterpieces…
D: Well, somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall
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D: We get caught together, we face death together, it happens every week
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W: Don't worry, Dick! Any shadowy figure coming after you will have to get through me first!
D: And I'll treasure those three extra seconds
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D: I have a huge scar on my back that looks like I was in a knife fight, and that’s what I told people, but actually it’s from a merry-go-round
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D: I need to get something off my chest
W: Is it your shirt?
W: Please say yes
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D: I’m a big country fan
W: China is pretty large
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D: Yeah, lookin' in the dictionary the other day, saw Roy's picture sittin' up in there
D: Right next to "dumb ass white bitch."
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D: Could you put a price on your father?
W: 387,000 dollars
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W: Hey asshole, if you’re looking for your knife it’s still in my back
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W: Dick, you’re blocking the view
D: I am the view
YOU ARE READING
Birds of a Feather Flock Together
FanfictionD- Dick W- Wally R- Roy This book is to give a look into the average conversation of teenage superheros and average rich kid problems (Contains birdflash, swearing, major gay, etc.) If you don't like it than what are you even doing here?
