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W: Do you think I should be allowed to say fuck?
D: I personally believe in the freedom of all people to say fuck if they so wish
D: Sometimes, it is the only word that can suffice

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D: You're a good friend
W: One of us has to be

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D: Well, aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice!
W: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and…
W: Um…
D: No, go on
D: If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll admit that I have feelings for you

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W: Dick: so, what's the plan, Aqualad?
W: Aqualad: save everyone, stop my father, and get home safely
W: Dick: that’s not a plan, that’s a wishlist

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W: Why are you up at 3 AM?
D: I’ve had 6 cups of coffee
W: Why?
D: Today was done with me, but I was not done with today

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D: Despite our differences, we do have one thing in common
W: ?
D: Being the family disappointment

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D: There are only two reasons I’m alive
D: 1. I was born and 2. I haven’t died yet

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W: Dick, did you eat my powdered donuts?
D: No
W: Then what’s that white powder on your dress?
D: That’s cocaine

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R: This is either madness… or brilliance
D: It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide

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W: We are all Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling
R: ...explain?
W: Stressed, broke, gay

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W: Bold words for a high school reject
D: Hey, high school DROPOUT, actually
D: They let me in, I let myself out

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D: I know I'm going to live to regret this, but I am officially on your team
D: You bastards

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D: There's a hot, spinning cone of meat in the Greek restaurant next door
D: I don't know what it is, but I want to eat the whole thing

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R: Isn’t the idea supposed to be ‘you saved my life, now I owe you a debt’?
W: Nope
W: Other way round
W: You saved my life, so now I’m your problem
W: If you don’t like it, then kill me
D: Same principle with me
D: God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why

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D: Wally, I almost forgot
W: Yeah?
D: Stop having mail delivered to my office
D: That's for incoming checks and death threats only

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W: Villain: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!
W: Dick: Well, how would you like me to mock you, then?
W: Dick: I take requests

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D: Wally, Roy have I ever put either of you in an unsafe situation?
R: Yes!
W: All the time!
R: Every chance you get!
W: Sometimes I think you don't actually need our help and just enjoy watching us suffer
D: …
D: Then you should be used to it!

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D: Barbara told me that instead of being sad, I should “go get it, girl”
D: So I’m going to go get it, girl
W: Get what?
D: Unclear
D: I’ll get everything, just to be safe

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W: Dick is shaking, holding an energy drink in his hand, with several more at his feet
R: There's quite a bit of caffeine in those, Dick
R: How many did you have?
D: I don't know?
D: Five?
D: Twenty-three?

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W: I sure showed those guys, huh?
W: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?

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W: Guys Are Hot
W: Girls Are Hot
W: Why Is Everyone So Hot?
D: Global Warming

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D: Now I will show you your fortune
R: Cool, I guess
D: Why is every card death?
D: What the fuck, I don’t even have that many death cards
R: Figures

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R: It's time you look inside yourself and figure out what you really want
D: Wally
D: And some drugs

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D: I’ve got a weird feeling inside…
W: That would be your conscience
D: Oh, man!
D: I thought I finally got rid of that thing!

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W: Oh no
W: Are you okay?
W: That's a lot of blood
D: I'm fine
D: This isn't my blood
W: That's supposed to be good?!

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D: you can trust me
D: Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were kids
W: Let’s not forget who pushed me in

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D: Screw you Covid-19, you dumb slut

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R: what scares you the most?
W: Dicks dog
D: The endless loop of death that will repeat itself until the end of time
W: Dick

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W: I have an idea, guys!
W: …
W: We start a fire!
D: I think this a horrible, self-destructive plan, and I'm behind you 100%

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W: You lied to me!
D: Like I hadn't done that before

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R: Raising my voice back there doesn't mean I was scared or couldn't do my job
R:  It means I have a human thing called an adrenaline gland
D: It sounds inconvenient
D: Have you considered having it removed?

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D: Being a disappointment to my father is going great!

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W: How would you like your hair cut?
D: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass

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W: How did you think any of this was a good idea?
D: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence
W: Oh
D: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that

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R: Hang on
R: I worked my ass off, and I’m not even allowed to hear what you've involved me in?
D: No
D: And here’s a bottle of tequila
R: Ok, let me know how it goes!

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R: You didn’t have to kidnap me, Ass
D: Kidnaping is what you do to children
D:  You’re in your twenties, I abducted you

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D: I promised Wally we wouldn’t do anything illegal!
R: Why would you lie to your boyfriend like that?!

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D: I for one didn’t want to start my day with slaughter…
D: Which really goes to show how much I’ve grown

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