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W: Do you think I should be allowed to say fuck?
D: I personally believe in the freedom of all people to say fuck if they so wish
D: Sometimes, it is the only word that can suffice
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D: You're a good friend
W: One of us has to be
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D: Well, aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice!
W: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and…
W: Um…
D: No, go on
D: If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll admit that I have feelings for you
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W: Dick: so, what's the plan, Aqualad?
W: Aqualad: save everyone, stop my father, and get home safely
W: Dick: that’s not a plan, that’s a wishlist
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W: Why are you up at 3 AM?
D: I’ve had 6 cups of coffee
W: Why?
D: Today was done with me, but I was not done with today
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D: Despite our differences, we do have one thing in common
W: ?
D: Being the family disappointment
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D: There are only two reasons I’m alive
D: 1. I was born and 2. I haven’t died yet
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W: Dick, did you eat my powdered donuts?
D: No
W: Then what’s that white powder on your dress?
D: That’s cocaine
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R: This is either madness… or brilliance
D: It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide
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W: We are all Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling
R: ...explain?
W: Stressed, broke, gay
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W: Bold words for a high school reject
D: Hey, high school DROPOUT, actually
D: They let me in, I let myself out
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D: I know I'm going to live to regret this, but I am officially on your team
D: You bastards
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D: There's a hot, spinning cone of meat in the Greek restaurant next door
D: I don't know what it is, but I want to eat the whole thing
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R: Isn’t the idea supposed to be ‘you saved my life, now I owe you a debt’?
W: Nope
W: Other way round
W: You saved my life, so now I’m your problem
W: If you don’t like it, then kill me
D: Same principle with me
D: God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why
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D: Wally, I almost forgot
W: Yeah?
D: Stop having mail delivered to my office
D: That's for incoming checks and death threats only
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W: Villain: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!
W: Dick: Well, how would you like me to mock you, then?
W: Dick: I take requests
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D: Wally, Roy have I ever put either of you in an unsafe situation?
R: Yes!
W: All the time!
R: Every chance you get!
W: Sometimes I think you don't actually need our help and just enjoy watching us suffer
D: …
D: Then you should be used to it!
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D: Barbara told me that instead of being sad, I should “go get it, girl”
D: So I’m going to go get it, girl
W: Get what?
D: Unclear
D: I’ll get everything, just to be safe
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W: Dick is shaking, holding an energy drink in his hand, with several more at his feet
R: There's quite a bit of caffeine in those, Dick
R: How many did you have?
D: I don't know?
D: Five?
D: Twenty-three?
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W: I sure showed those guys, huh?
W: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?
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W: Guys Are Hot
W: Girls Are Hot
W: Why Is Everyone So Hot?
D: Global Warming
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D: Now I will show you your fortune
R: Cool, I guess
D: Why is every card death?
D: What the fuck, I don’t even have that many death cards
R: Figures
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R: It's time you look inside yourself and figure out what you really want
D: Wally
D: And some drugs
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D: I’ve got a weird feeling inside…
W: That would be your conscience
D: Oh, man!
D: I thought I finally got rid of that thing!
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W: Oh no
W: Are you okay?
W: That's a lot of blood
D: I'm fine
D: This isn't my blood
W: That's supposed to be good?!
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D: you can trust me
D: Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were kids
W: Let’s not forget who pushed me in
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D: Screw you Covid-19, you dumb slut
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R: what scares you the most?
W: Dicks dog
D: The endless loop of death that will repeat itself until the end of time
W: Dick
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W: I have an idea, guys!
W: …
W: We start a fire!
D: I think this a horrible, self-destructive plan, and I'm behind you 100%
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W: You lied to me!
D: Like I hadn't done that before
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R: Raising my voice back there doesn't mean I was scared or couldn't do my job
R: It means I have a human thing called an adrenaline gland
D: It sounds inconvenient
D: Have you considered having it removed?
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D: Being a disappointment to my father is going great!
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W: How would you like your hair cut?
D: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass
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W: How did you think any of this was a good idea?
D: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence
W: Oh
D: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that
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R: Hang on
R: I worked my ass off, and I’m not even allowed to hear what you've involved me in?
D: No
D: And here’s a bottle of tequila
R: Ok, let me know how it goes!
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R: You didn’t have to kidnap me, Ass
D: Kidnaping is what you do to children
D: You’re in your twenties, I abducted you
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D: I promised Wally we wouldn’t do anything illegal!
R: Why would you lie to your boyfriend like that?!
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D: I for one didn’t want to start my day with slaughter…
D: Which really goes to show how much I’ve grown
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YOU ARE READING
Birds of a Feather Flock Together
FanfictionD- Dick W- Wally R- Roy This book is to give a look into the average conversation of teenage superheros and average rich kid problems (Contains birdflash, swearing, major gay, etc.) If you don't like it than what are you even doing here?
