The signs when having their blood drawn
Aries: owowowowowowowowowwwwwwww
Taurus: hey, that didn't hurt nearly as much as I expected it to!
Gemini: just watched their blood flowing through the tubes
Cancer: I wonder if I have radioactive stuff in my blood and when they test it they'll find out I have superpowers
Leo: feels faint three hours after they get their blood drawn
Virgo: pokes the hole the needle left
Libra: faints while their blood is being drawn
Scorpio: shows everyone their bruise/bandage so they can be the center of attention
Sagittarius: probably has too much healthy food in their blood for it to be considered for donation
Capricorn: makes wise-ass jokes with the person who's taking their blood okay no but for real needles freak me out, as well as seeing a lot of blood, so no I would actually rather die than get blood drawn
Aquarius: runs to the nearest friend and goes, "someone stole my fucking blood will you help me get it back?"
Pisces: is more afraid of the finger pricking than the actual blood drawing needle
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RandomThe same gist as the first two! Updates as often as possible, typically a couple times a week (though it will vary).
