The signs as cliché movie lines
Aries: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? HUH? COME AT ME.
Taurus: We can either do this the easy way, or the hard way.
Gemini: We've got company...
Cancer: *squints at distance* There's a storm coming.
Leo: Yeah, you better run!
Virgo: If I don't make it out in 20 minutes, leave without me.
Libra: I'll tell you what it is, but then I'd have to kill you.
Scorpio: You just don't get it, do you?
Sagittarius: Danger is my middle name.
Capricorn: And dont do anything stupid while we're there. If anything I'M going to be doing something stupid so why am I saying this to someone else
Aquarius: It's not what it looks like!
Pisces: We're not so different, you and I.
YOU ARE READING
zodiac iii
RandomThe same gist as the first two! Updates as often as possible, typically a couple times a week (though it will vary).
