Who's your best friend?
Aries: MYSELF OF COURSE WHY WOULD I NEED ANYBODY BUT ME
Taurus: my bed
Gemini: litERALLY EVERYONE
Cancer: ...my parents
Leo: some famous person
Virgo: I'm not sure... I have a few people picked out but I need to work on them a little bit more before I call them my best friend.
Libra: It's you! You're the bestest friend that I, um wait it might be -insert name- actually, or -insert name- hmm
Scorpio: death
Sagittarius: God... or the THRILL
Capricorn: no one
Aquarius: I'll tell you who's not my best friend... feelings
Pisces: wtf is a best friend
YOU ARE READING
zodiac iii
RandomThe same gist as the first two! Updates as often as possible, typically a couple times a week (though it will vary).
