Things I imagine the signs frequently think
Aries: life is so great man but rn I want to punch you in the face
Taurus: no I will not change my opinion go away
Gemini: I'm cooler than you so chill tf out
Cancer: WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME
Leo: you know who rocks? Me. You know who I hate? Me. mooooooddd
Virgo: What is happening also mood
Libra: you want to be me I know it's okay you're not the only one
Scorpio: go away. For real.
Sagittarius: if you're not smart then don't talk to me
Capricorn: okay but how do I take over mankind
Aquarius: why are people so dumb can you just stop it
Pisces: huh
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zodiac iii
RandomThe same gist as the first two! Updates as often as possible, typically a couple times a week (though it will vary).