The signs getting lost
Aries: fUCK
Taurus: ...does anyone have a map
Gemini: no you IDIOT, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING THE MAP!!!!
Cancer: We're all going to die. Oh goddddd
Leo: Hell yeah Cancer, we will if you keep complaining. The way back is this way!! Or, this way..... or that way.... um
Virgo: I'm surrounded by two things: idiots and unfamiliar landscapes.
Libra: wOWW RUDE VIRGO
Scorpio: It's this way you dingbats
Sagittarius: HUSH LITTLE SCORPION I GOT THIS
Capricorn: No...Sag...you really don't...
Aquarius: GUYS WE'VE BEEN WALKING IN CIRCLES FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS
Pisces: Wtf you guys???!! We're in a mall?!?!!!??
I got lost in a mall a few months ago while looking for Hot Topic with a Pisces and Leo and I think this exact thing happened
YOU ARE READING
zodiac iii
RandomThe same gist as the first two! Updates as often as possible, typically a couple times a week (though it will vary).