The signs as college roommates
Aries: jumps into bed and hurts a part of their body, promptly asks, "did you see that?"
Taurus: labels everything in the shared fridge "mine," shares it anyway
Gemini: accidentally slams door at 3am, apologizes loudly
Cancer: is never home due to how many things they are involved in, is only home to eat ramen and binge watch Netflix
Leo: rearranges everything in the shower according to how much soap is left in the bottle
Virgo: does homework due in a month, questions your work ethic
Libra: orders a pizza with everything in it to make sure they didn't miss your favorite topping
Scorpio: falls out of bed in hysterics and complains about all the cute people on campus
Sagittarius: spends the time they should be using to study to watch old YouTube memes
Capricorn: is silent for hours, suddenly screams "FUCK" about forgetting something they were supposed to do hours ago
Aquarius: looks up from their laptop on a Sunday night and shakes their head silently before getting back to whatever it is that they were doing
Sorry there's no Pisces-
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